Modern Buddy

My neighbor knocked on my dooor last week, and said she wanted a favor. I asked what. She said my bike was in her way to get to the elevator. I suggested she could go around the other cars. She didn't like that idea. I told her I would see what I could do, and she said, if you don't move your bike, I'll call the manager. Went to talk to the manager, and she said thebeeoch had called. Long story,short, manager went with me to see where my bike is, and she said it's fine. She said to put a marker there, and I did. Ran into beeoch, on the elevator. (she never says, hi) But ,this time she said hi, how are you? I said, great, and she said I bet you are, and like the excorist, her head turned around,. to smile. It was like movies where the bad guy smiles, and you just get so mad. Anyway, she thinks she won, but little does she know, I didn't have to move my bike at all. Plus, I moved the marker more for my convenience to lock her up.

Well a buddy takes up an enormous ammount of space. How would you expect anyone to walr around the scoot? It would add many, even 6 0r 6 extra steps to get to the elevator

nissanman wrote:Well a buddy takes up an enormous ammount of space. How would you expect anyone to walr around the scoot? It would add many, even 6 0r 6 extra steps to get to the elevator

Well obviously, its not the BUDDY she needs to walk around, but the enormous bubble of AWESOME it exudes. That could be quite an inconvienience to get around in any parking garage.

People can be so petty

People like that will never be happy, and they always look for something to complain about. I bet she's just jealous!

Kaos wrote: Well obviously, its not the BUDDY she needs to walk around, but the enormous bubble of AWESOME it exudes. That could be quite an inconvienience to get around in any parking garage.

+1

Kaos wrote:Well obviously, its not the BUDDY she needs to walk around, but the enormous bubble of AWESOME it exudes. That could be quite an inconvienience to get around in any parking garage.

That enormous bubble maybe attached to her backside. Could that be the reason she can't navigate around a little ol' Buddy?

This is one of the main reasons why I don't live in an apartment. I make a point of living where no jerks are allowed under the same roof.

smack that beeoch upside her head

It's a pity some people insist on trying to drag others down into their miserable condition rather than taking an honest look in the mirror and answering the question "how can I make my life as much fun as that?". That lady needs her own bubble of awesome.

(Bubble of Awesome - a classic new Buddy phrase is born - thanks Kaos! If ever I decide to form a band again, I'll be borrowing that for the name )

Skootz Kabootz wrote: (Bubble of Awesome - a classic new Buddy phrase is born - thanks Kaos! If ever I decide to form a band again, I'll be borrowing that for the name )

Heh, that WOULD be a good band name You're welcome to it, as long as I end up in the liner notes somewhere

She is just jealous, and who wouldn't be? I get sometimes get crap looks when I park on the sidewalk cuz other people had to pay for parking. The best is when I cruise right up to a mail drop-box and not getting off mail letters . I also don'thave to pay for covered parking at my apartment cuz I'm tiny!

Kaos wrote:Well obviously, its not the BUDDY she needs to walk around, but the enormous bubble of AWESOME it exudes. That could be quite an inconvienience to get around in any parking garage.

Nicely done, Kaos!

RedCass

Well obviously, its not the BUDDY she needs to walk around, but the enormous bubble of AWESOME it exudes. That could be quite an inconvienience to get around in any parking garage.

Classic! Well done indeed!

Skootz Kabootz wrote:It's a pity some people insist on trying to drag others down into their miserable condition rather than taking an honest look in the mirror and answering the question "how can I make my life as much fun as that?". That lady needs her own bubble of awesome.

(Bubble of Awesome - a classic new Buddy phrase is born - thanks Kaos! If ever I decide to form a band again, I'll be borrowing that for the name )

Last night at work, I had a boss (we have several hundred) who was a miserable SOB. I responded to him being a jerk by saying "At least I only have to deal with you for 8 hrs...you have to deal with yourself for the rest of your life". Man, it's good being in a union so you can speak your mind

ScootStevie wrote:

Skootz Kabootz wrote:It's a pity some people insist on trying to drag others down into their miserable condition rather than taking an honest look in the mirror and answering the question "how can I make my life as much fun as that?". That lady needs her own bubble of awesome.

(Bubble of Awesome - a classic new Buddy phrase is born - thanks Kaos! If ever I decide to form a band again, I'll be borrowing that for the name )

Last night at work, I had a boss (we have several hundred) who was a miserable SOB. I responded to him being a jerk by saying "At least I only have to deal with you for 8 hrs...you have to deal with yourself for the rest of your life". Man, it's good being in a union so you can speak your mind

Ohh, I'm gonna use that one some day...

Kaos wrote:

nissanman wrote:Well a buddy takes up an enormous ammount of space. How would you expect anyone to walr around the scoot? It would add many, even 6 0r 6 extra steps to get to the elevator

Well obviously, its not the BUDDY she needs to walk around, but the enormous bubble of AWESOME it exudes. That could be quite an inconvienience to get around in any parking garage.