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Skootz Kabootz
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by Skootz Kabootz » Thu May 17, 2012 4:40 pm
So, the story is... this guy wouldn't let this woman park her scooter on the street in front of his store while she picked up her kid from school, a scuffle occurs, the rest... well you just have to read it to believe it. Bottom line, ya don't want to mess with certain scooterists. Ouch.
Woman Kills Man By Squeezing His Testicles Over Parking Dispute
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by AWinn6889 » Thu May 17, 2012 4:44 pm
I remember reading a Snopes article (or something like it anyway) that said that it is possible to die that way, usually the man ends up having a heart attack from the pain and if not tended to, dies. Crazy stuff.
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by Mutt the Hoople » Thu May 17, 2012 4:54 pm
Sounds like a scene from Kill Bill
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by Uncle Groucho » Thu May 17, 2012 6:01 pm
Why did I click on this topic knowing full well where it was heading?
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by iMoses » Thu May 17, 2012 6:39 pm
Didn't she know Robert Johnson's limits "squeeze my lemon 'til the juice runs down my leg,"?!?
She's gotta stop before the heart attack sets in.
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by Raiderfn311 » Thu May 17, 2012 9:26 pm
Chopper, sic balls.
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by Syd » Thu May 17, 2012 9:47 pm
Aww, nuts. I hate stories like this!
I can't believe no one beat me to that line.
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by Stormswift » Thu May 17, 2012 9:48 pm
You all know what is really rediculous? She is 42 and they called her middle aged.
Just imagine what she would have done if she heard that
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Raiderfn311
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by Raiderfn311 » Thu May 17, 2012 10:03 pm
Do women go to some prep school to learn this technique?
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by Rob » Thu May 17, 2012 10:43 pm
Syd wrote: Aww, nuts. I hate stories like this!]
Syd wrote: I can't believe no one beat me to that line.
I almost did, but I didn't have the balls to post it.
Rob
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by bigbropgo » Fri May 18, 2012 12:00 am
Raiderfn311 wrote: Do women go to some prep school to learn this technique?
Yes....they must.
no i don't ride a scooter, i am a scooter pilot!
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by Swordsman » Fri May 18, 2012 12:59 am
Raiderfn311 wrote: Do women go to some prep school to learn this technique?
It a-happen in China. Secret Kung Fu technique!
~SM
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by scootavaran » Fri May 18, 2012 2:32 am
Rob wrote: Syd wrote: Aww, nuts. I hate stories like this!]
Syd wrote: I can't believe no one beat me to that line.
I almost did, but I didn't have the balls to post it.
Rob
Lolololol!
Ok that one made me spill coffee all over the place.