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peabody99 wrote:
armacham wrote:Greasing the seat latch
giggity
I was just re-reading these.... & this is one of my favs
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It happened again!

sharing a room

New - Need Encouragement!

Addicted To Oil

its so hot

I need someone to talk me out of this!

Riding one handed?

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ScootLemont wrote:Put Kermit to Bed
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thats so wrong
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My Buddy squeaks when I sit down
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OMG...... I was Just rear ended!!!!
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Am I sleeping with the enemy? I fell in love with a Vespa..

Big Bore Kit

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squirrels eating seat!

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Too much oil on the dipstick

What's that squeak??

getting some intermittent feeling of slipping or sliding

performance: what to do?

Best 2 Bucks I ever spent on Buddy!

silly question about waxing

Favorite Rides Thread

tales of a group ride, and me bragging

My first performace parts, in the mail!
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Hey djelloitt! Hang on a minute! I think maybe MY post of: silly question about waxing might have been the cause of all the hilarity! If you had a buddy waxing post also, maybe we both can get a prize for making everyone roll with laughter :D :D :D
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Starting a Hottie
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And of course these latest...

I got the queerist looks 

The mailman brought me some voodoo goodness! 

Buddy love is growing! 

It is official I am going big bore! 

Lady with the high odometer reading 

Wet riding skid out issues 

What scares you the most when riding?
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Had to resurrect this thread. How about a new one:

"Size comparison"

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reliability issues
Acceleration rates?
Goop!
how fast is your buddy?
Buddy has a sweet spot?
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ericalm wrote:Buddy has a sweet spot?
nice one. :P
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should I get my buddy serviced?
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pdxrita wrote:My job is extremely casual as it sometimes involves crawling under desks and you don't want to do that in nice clothes.
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just a little butt move...
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nbr: I don't want a pickle
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not exactly a subject but an entire post, thanks LMC.



"Just hose it down when it's above freezing and you'll be fine.

Added bonus, having water flow through your pipes will keep them from freezing. Just be sure to put the spigot cover back on when you're done."

:D
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gr8dog wrote:not exactly a subject but an entire post, thanks LMC.



"Just hose it down when it's above freezing and you'll be fine.

Added bonus, having water flow through your pipes will keep them from freezing. Just be sure to put the spigot cover back on when you're done."

:D

Nothing double entendre about that. I meant it exactly how it sounds: Dirty.

If you've gleaned some scooter-related advice from that... there's something wrong with you.
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I just don't get it!!
Finally! Riding Again!
New member
Helment Quick Release
FINALLY rode today!
Buddy Goes Down
Which Tube O' Lube
Don't ride without a battery!
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Vibrating throttle stem and plastic headset

cleaning the buddy

NBR - the ride looks like fun

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My Buddy can breathe again

rare and exotic parts
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Riding my buddy to alaska
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jmazza wrote:Riding my buddy to alaska
Damn! You beat me to it!
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jmazza wrote:Riding my buddy to alaska
I was waiting for that one!


Dude...I have your stuff...
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First Two Up!

Brrr, ahh, wet!, ahh, brrr . . . spring riding
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gr8dog wrote:not exactly a subject but an entire post, thanks LMC.

And Eric!


ericalm wrote:Here comes some bragging: I know exactly where my Stella is. The one I'm getting will be slightly pre-used. It was at Indy and has been used for some promotions and reviews. So, maybe even worse, my Stella is here, I've seen it and I have to keep waiting until I can get it! Fortunately, I get to visit it occasionally at the dealer. I go in, sit on it, pet it. You know, the usual.
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BuddyRaton wrote:
gr8dog wrote:not exactly a subject but an entire post, thanks LMC.

And Eric!


ericalm wrote:Here comes some bragging: I know exactly where my Stella is. The one I'm getting will be slightly pre-used. It was at Indy and has been used for some promotions and reviews. So, maybe even worse, my Stella is here, I've seen it and I have to keep waiting until I can get it! Fortunately, I get to visit it occasionally at the dealer. I go in, sit on it, pet it. You know, the usual.
Nah, mine was way dirtier!
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I just wrote: Nah, mine was way dirtier!
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Every time this thread comes up, I think people start vying to make it in here. For instance:

Delivering pie
riding postures

Too easy!
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Lostmycage wrote:
BuddyRaton wrote:
gr8dog wrote:not exactly a subject but an entire post, thanks LMC.

And Eric!


ericalm wrote:Here comes some bragging: I know exactly where my Stella is. The one I'm getting will be slightly pre-used. It was at Indy and has been used for some promotions and reviews. So, maybe even worse, my Stella is here, I've seen it and I have to keep waiting until I can get it! Fortunately, I get to visit it occasionally at the dealer. I go in, sit on it, pet it. You know, the usual.
Nah, mine was way dirtier!
And more in-post double entendre action, this time from Vic.
Vic wrote:Their delivery drivers must look like gods (ok, at least from the hips down).
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"Delivering Pie"
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It's not done yet...(Naked bar Buddy)

I'm going to let you finish
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MISC. REVIEWS: Crampbuster


anyone find that one in the reviews section yet?
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ericalm wrote:Every time this thread comes up, I think people start vying to make it in here.
yeah... I keep waiting for the subject

My wife has Lubrication problems while riding my buddy at night
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Female riders I need your input
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BuddyRaton wrote:Female riders I need your input
very nice
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Stuck in bed on a gorgeous day
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BIG BANG THEORY
"Hey You, yeah, all you'se thoughts, specially you, creepy wierd one in the corner, Screw you guys, I'm going for a ride..."
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Petcock troubles
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No one does it better than inkslinger on MV
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ScootLemont wrote:Petcock troubles
. An oldy but a goody
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ScootLemont wrote:Petcock troubles
Saw that one coming
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"lap steel" :shock:
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How many of you have drilled your gas cap?
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I think I may have broken my new stella

Stella eats fuses when cranked


Wrapped my Rattler



Do you think a rattler could do this?
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Riding 2up, the wrong way.

I did it, finally

Fluid Leak!! Nooooo..
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. . . my pole was shut down by a mod . . . .
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very funny everyone...i had a good chuckle
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loodieboy wrote:. . . my pole was shut down by a mod . . . .
:lol:
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