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TOO HOT TO DRIVE!!!!!
"Hey You, yeah, all you'se thoughts, specially you, creepy wierd one in the corner, Screw you guys, I'm going for a ride..."
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Gearing up-lower body protection
"Hey You, yeah, all you'se thoughts, specially you, creepy wierd one in the corner, Screw you guys, I'm going for a ride..."
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Wheelz wrote:Gearing up-lower body protection
Even more amusing: This topic is currently sitting just above "Naked Scooter Ride".
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I have a loose hose
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Rbuddy wrote:I have a loose hose
Way too easy!! 8)
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From the Rattler guys:

unavailable available parts.


sounds like British slang for a catholic school girl
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Duct Tape Disaster

35 minutes to remove body plastic!
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jasondavis48108 wrote:nice job cleaning up your rack. I have the black racks ......
.::I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man do they come up with some great ideas::.
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Question about buying used.
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How do you ride your rattler?

Wrapped my Rattler
(that was mine & I didnt even notice that)

I'm OFFICIALLY a Buddy owner *bounces up and down*

and my choice for subject of the week:
Eeew that smell...can anyone help me out?
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Just went and got new phones with my lady. She was busting my balls about the cost of the one I was looking at. The salesman looks me dead in the eye, with an almost angry face and says "Some times de mans has to put his foots on de tiles."
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New and Curious
"Things fall apart - it's scientific" - David Byrne
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'06 Cream Buddy 125, 11 Blur 220, 13 BMW C 650 GT, 68 Vespa SS180, 64 Vespa GS MK II, 65 Lambretta TV 175, 67 Vespa GT, 64 Vespa 150 VBB 64 Vespa GL
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BuddyRaton wrote:New and Curious
damnit you beat me to it.
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How do you start your Buddy?
"Things fall apart - it's scientific" - David Byrne
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Ritualistic behavior, anyone?

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did I blow my motor?


and of course...


Locking up to a pole


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What are these holes for?
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Riding position
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tweaking
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Pets on Buddies
Why do you hate plastic?
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"tweaking"
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BSFF and dawg onit are both tweaking.
no i don't ride a scooter, i am a scooter pilot!
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bigbropgo wrote:BSFF and dawg onit are both tweaking.
:lol:
No mon, no bumclot trashy trailer speed'IN. You see me elevater only go down or sideways mon, can ya EAR me now? Me only have to look to de earth bra. 8)
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:rofl: Best reply ever! pass the love to the left. Love may come to you from the right. Keep it real.
no i don't ride a scooter, i am a scooter pilot!
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"Strap one on for Safety"
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peabody99 wrote:"Strap one on for Safety"
Thats just good advice.
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peabody99 wrote:"Strap one on for Safety"
Yes!! After 168 posts I finally made the double entrendre thread! :P
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Super Tranny Kit
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Anyone know the length of the 125?
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First post, sorry it has to be about getting rear-ended.
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Big-time vibration after some changes
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"Plug Gap".

eww
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peabody99 wrote:"Plug Gap".

eww
Ah yes, uh, butt plug?
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Needs for the Anal Scooterist

Warm Helmet?

My sugar coated Buddy

Should I have waited?
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with regrets, I post this:
"Choke Problem"
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24 Hours of Booty?
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knitted cup holder for the buddy
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Wiggle your stator
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I'm In!
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Fast Girls, Slow bikes
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So Satisfied

Seems very appropriate for Valentine's Day.
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Did you all miss this one?

"The mystery of the missing screw"

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Rob wrote:Did you all miss this one?

"The mystery of the missing screw"

Rob
No.... but it didn't sound like anything more than the story of my life.
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"Hardware for a basket."

OK, it doesn't really make sense, but it has "hardware" and "basket" in it. :)
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"What are those loopy thingies on the battery tender and where do they go?"
I am not a scooter snob.
I am a scooter connoisseur
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"Top Gear Scooter race across Vietnam; Cars to much Dong"
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^ how I missed that, I do not know.
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First Ride This Year!
So Satisfied
Ahhh.



(yeah... those were easy ones)
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Dealer expo
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