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NBR: Ninjas on Roller Skates Chasing Scooter Thing!

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:32 am
by MikieTaps
:shock:

and we thought it was the cagers we had to look out for!

http://www.hellblazer.net/2008/08/23/ni ... lerskates/

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:36 am
by Eazy
that made me put on lollerskates.

Image

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:18 am
by Lostmycage
I was the third ninja out of the van. That was a long day...
I quit the ninja guild that day and signed up with the pirates club. Life's been awesome ever since. I love my pistols and rum!


(lol- lollerskates)

:)

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:23 am
by Portland_Rider
that was fun!

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:24 am
by Kaos
Lostmycage wrote:I was the third ninja out of the van. That was a long day...
I quit the ninja guild that day and signed up with the pirates club. Life's been awesome ever since. I love my pistols and rum!


(lol- lollerskates)
Pirates over Ninja's any day. Scooter of the larboard side, me harties!

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:34 am
by KRUSTYburger
That was really something... those ninjas seemed really inexperienced in both sword-wielding and roller skating, but they were going all-out anyway. Looked like they hit some serious speeds! ...That's why I always drive on the grass.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:31 am
by ericalm
KRUSTYburger wrote:That was really something... those ninjas seemed really inexperienced in both sword-wielding and roller skating, but they were going all-out anyway. Looked like they hit some serious speeds! ...That's why I always drive on the grass.
Kind of like karaoke. Their skills sucked, but their hearts were in it.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:00 am
by Lostmycage
KRUSTYburger wrote:That was really something... those ninjas seemed really inexperienced in both sword-wielding and roller skating, but they were going all-out anyway. Looked like they hit some serious speeds! ...That's why I always drive on the grass.
Yeah, like you've got tons of experience roller-skating and wielding a friggin ninja sword!
With ninja's it's all out or nothing!

Still loving the pirate mentality: "Screw it! Just take their booze and booty! OK - just grab the hood ornament Tim. Yeah...Tim... WTF, matey? Yer seriously the *worst* pirate ever. Put the eye-patch on your bad eye! Arrggh! TIM!!! Stop shooting the cannon at *our* mast!"

Avast!

Everyone hates Scurvywag Tim. He really is the worst pirate ever!

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:22 am
by newslinky
LOL what a bunch of Newb ninjas. They must've been the reject batch. Every decent ninja knows you wear rollerblades to chase down a wheeled target. More speed, better maneuverability, better acceleration. This was a sad showing for the superior ninja. Ninjas rule pirates drool.(mostly because they are drunk on rum) :wink:

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:35 am
by Tysonviolin
That actually happened to me....

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:17 am
by k1dude
I want that car, or scooter, or thingy, or whatever it was.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:44 am
by ericalm
k1dude wrote:I want that car, or scooter, or thingy, or whatever it was.
You can build your own. You can even choose from several body styles.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:35 pm
by Lostmycage
newslinky wrote:LOL what a bunch of Newb ninjas. They must've been the reject batch. Every decent ninja knows you wear rollerblades to chase down a wheeled target. More speed, better maneuverability, better acceleration. This was a sad showing for the superior ninja. Ninjas rule pirates drool.(mostly because they are drunk on rum) :wink:
Ninja's hide during the daylight most the time because that's when pirates are at their soberest.

Odd thing, ninjas and pirates get along just great most the time. This whole internet business about whose better was started by some newb pirate who brought a camera to the weekly bridge game and then got a little too into his cups. The rest is the great interwebs battle.

Just droppin some knowledge on ya!

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:35 pm
by Tysonviolin
ericalm wrote:
k1dude wrote:I want that car, or scooter, or thingy, or whatever it was.
You can build your own. You can even choose from several body styles.
looks safe

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:06 pm
by siobhan
An upgrade from rollerskates to skateboard. German Polizei seek Skateboarder for exceeding the speed limit on the Autobahn.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldne ... limit.html

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:46 pm
by k1dude
ericalm wrote:
k1dude wrote:I want that car, or scooter, or thingy, or whatever it was.
You can build your own. You can even choose from several body styles.
Bah, it can only do 30mph.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:41 pm
by ericalm
k1dude wrote:
ericalm wrote:
k1dude wrote:I want that car, or scooter, or thingy, or whatever it was.
You can build your own. You can even choose from several body styles.
Bah, it can only do 30mph.
Good thing ninjas suck at rollerskating.
That's using a WWII-era engine design. Drop a 1200cc V-twin in there and go!

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:42 pm
by k1dude
ericalm wrote:That's using a WWII-era engine design. Drop a 1200cc V-twin in there and go!
:shock: