The Big Corazzo Mystery Product!

Post by **ericalm** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:01 pm

2strokebuzz has an interesting teaser about a new Corazzo product announcement which has led to some interesting conjecture. It's probably not the parka many of us have been anticipating.

Read about it and comment here:
http://2strokebuzz.com/index.php?p=4804

Any guesses?

[Disclaimer: Corazzo is an advertiser on this site. This is no way influences whether or not I post about them.]

Steven. · Post by **Steven.** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:05 pm

I'm betting the "explosion of pleasure" is not what first came to my mind.

betsy q. bramble · Post by **betsy q. bramble** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:08 pm

Anyone have the game Jelly Car on their iPhones? I'm hoping it is a squishy bouncy scooter than you drive through a squishy bouncy world.

Quo Vadimus · Post by **Quo Vadimus** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:25 pm

isn't it obvious? "explosion of pleasure" = chaff rockets. See ya coppers!

jfrost2 · Post by **jfrost2** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:29 pm

I dunno, corazzo makes clothing, so I'd say it's a new jacket or glove, or maybe pants!

Or maybe they're importing scooters now and selling them under the corazzo brand? Who knows!

Then again if it changes commuting past scooterdom.....I'm stumped.

I'm going to say it's free candy.

Post by **polianarchy** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:04 pm

Chaps?

UXO · Post by **UXO** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:17 pm

It is revolutionary
It will change the way people will look at their scooter.
It will turn commuting in to an explosion of pleasure.
It is not limited to scooterdom, but had applications across most human conditions

Crotch mounted Steibel horn.

Uncle Art

ScooterNews · Post by **ScooterNews** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:53 pm

I'm guessing kevlar lined underwear to protect your junk incase you happen to go down . . .

Eazy · Post by **Eazy** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:56 pm

A piece of plastic like material,

this piece of plastic will create an impenetrable force field around your entire body,

if only humans could breathe through saran wrap...

Maybe corazzo has solved that problem?

Cheshire · Post by **Cheshire** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:09 pm

"will turn commuting into an explosion of pleasure."

Is someone finally going to make men's jackets in interesting colors?

Skootz Kabootz · Post by **Skootz Kabootz** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:33 pm

Cheshire wrote:"will turn commuting into an explosion of pleasure."

Is someone finally going to make men's jackets in interesting colors?

It would be nice if Corazzo at least offered a similar range of color choice to men as they do women. OK, not pink, but at least give us some choices. How about a white 5.0 with various colored stripes to choose from? Or some different colored Speedways with a white mesh? There is a lot of room for improved selection (IMHO)

UXO · Post by **UXO** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:46 pm

I always admired the jacket riding jacket House wears on the tv series "House". But then again, I admire anything on him.

Post by **ericalm** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:47 pm

UXO wrote:It is revolutionary
It will change the way people will look at their scooter.
It will turn commuting in to an explosion of pleasure.
It is not limited to scooterdom, but had applications across most human conditions

Crotch mounted Steibel horn.

Uncle Art

Didn't you say you were leaving MB?

Post by **ericalm** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:50 pm

Skootz Kabootz wrote:
Cheshire wrote:"will turn commuting into an explosion of pleasure."

Is someone finally going to make men's jackets in interesting colors?
It would be nice if Corazzo at least offered a similar range of color choice to men as they do women. OK, not pink, but at least give us some choices. How about a white 5.0 with various colored stripes to choose from? Or some different colored Speedways with a white mesh? There is a lot of room for improved selection (IMHO)

I think demand and sourcing materials probably limits colors and other variations for now. Maybe they could offer custom combinations of existing colors? Corazzo Jacket Mongolian BBQ?

I'd really love to see a riding line with the variety of Burton snowboard jackets, which come in graphics, pinstripes, plaids, etc.

UXO · Post by **UXO** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:51 pm

djelliott · Post by **djelliott** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:06 pm

ScooterNews wrote:I'm guessing kevlar lined underwear to protect your junk incase you happen to go down . . .

If anyone's going to "go down" I don't want anything in the way of my junk!

It might ruin the "explosion of pleasure" they spoke of. Remember, not my words, only quotes here folks.

jfrost2 · Post by **jfrost2** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:14 pm

Kevlar lined....coffee mugs!

bluebuddygirl · Post by **bluebuddygirl** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:30 pm

Giant protective ball! You know like riding the scooter inside a giant hamster ball

laxer · Post by **laxer** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:32 pm

Edible jakcets, made out of that "fruit leather" stuff, yum!

djelliott · Post by **djelliott** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:34 pm

This almost reminds me of one the riddles from The Riddler on the old school Batman TV series.

jfrost2 · Post by **jfrost2** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:35 pm

In all seriousness though, I'm thinking it's a clothing item, or some sort of life style item like a purse, a mug, or something.

laxer · Post by **laxer** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:43 pm

Could it be some kind of lazyboy attachment for the seat?

jfrost2 · Post by **jfrost2** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:45 pm

That wouldnt be a bad idea, it could be used outside of scooting too, like a stadium styled seat with a back rest.

Skootz Kabootz · Post by **Skootz Kabootz** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:58 pm

It's a scooter jacket.

It's a dessert topping.

It's a scooter jacket AND a dessert topping...

jfrost2 · Post by **jfrost2** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:56 am

A corazzo 3.0 with motorcycle airbags and CO2 cartridges?

BuddyRaton · Post by **BuddyRaton** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:29 am

I'm hoping for a TRUE hot weather jacket!

Post by **ericalm** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:40 am

"It is not limited to scooterdom, but had applications across most human conditions."

Corazzo iPhone app? Maps off-highway routes? Because Google Maps won't?

Schwiering · Post by **Schwiering** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:02 am

Why doesn't Corazzo make pants?
It sounds like this is not going to be awesome protective pants with reflective material like they should be making.

ScooterDave · Post by **ScooterDave** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:12 am

It will change the way people will look at their scooter.
It will turn commuting in to an explosion of pleasure.

heh heh heh. I had better not comment here.

Kaos · Post by **Kaos** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:27 am

Man, now I'm going to have to go snoop around Corazzo H.Q. tomorrow and see if I can scoop everyone

Post by **ericalm** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:48 am

ericalm wrote:"It is not limited to scooterdom, but had applications across most human conditions."

Corazzo iPhone app? Maps off-highway routes? Because Google Maps won't?

Personal teleportation device?
Jetpack?
Hoverboard?
Weather machine?
Global Economy Fixit Machine?
Gravity nullifier?
All-natural scooter enhancement pills?
LIGHT SABERS?!

KRUSTYburger · Post by **KRUSTYburger** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:57 am

ericalm wrote:Gravity nullifier?

I hope it's this one.

k1dude · Post by **k1dude** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:16 am

Perhaps a flatulence-methane converter for power (also known as the fart-capacitor)?

BlueMark · Post by **BlueMark** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:50 am

ericalm wrote:"It is not limited to scooterdom, but had applications across most human conditions."
All-natural scooter enhancement pills?

LOL - I think I've figured it out!

ScootENZE - natural scooter enhancement ...

It seems "Bob" has a new "spring" in his "stepthrough"

...clickme...

(props to SirLexelot)

UnionZac · Post by **UnionZac** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:26 am

personal protective orb.

rondothemidget · Post by **rondothemidget** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:04 am

Maybe it's a new type of protective armor that uses Freshen Up gum so if you're in an accident it releases an "explosion of pleasure?"
And I've been waiting for my own personal hovercraft since Jonny Quest... please Corazzo!!!

DanteG · Post by **DanteG** » Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:48 pm

scooter-to-surface handlebar-mounted rockets ?

stickykitteh · Post by **stickykitteh** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 1:36 pm

PLEASE, god, let it not be another segwey...

BlueMark · Post by **BlueMark** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:27 pm

Almost as good as a jet-pack, and better science than ScootENZE. And NO suction cups!

Kaos · Post by **Kaos** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:35 pm

BlueMark wrote:Almost as good as a jet-pack, and better science than ScootENZE. And NO suction cups!

Yeah, thats kinda neat. Though I've been carrying my coffee in my glove box for a year now, and have only spilled twice....

jfrost2 · Post by **jfrost2** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 2:44 pm

Well I'm disappointed. A coffee mug carrier.....

I don't drink coffee, but like Kaos said, you can already hold a cup in the glove box, I've carried a cup of pepsi a few times with no spill issues in the glove box compartment. I dunno, a dangling cup of liquid doesnt seem safe to me, I have a eery feeling it will just fall out.

Quo Vadimus · Post by **Quo Vadimus** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:41 pm

A) I feel like I've seen a better version of this product somewhere...

B) Does it come with a Very Long Straw for those of us wearing full-face?

Orange Guy · Post by **Orange Guy** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:16 pm

Quo Vadimus wrote:B) Does it come with a Very Long Straw for those of us wearing full-face?

Make your own ...

Kaos · Post by **Kaos** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:54 pm

Figures.... After my last post I spilled my coffee all down my leg when I hit a pot-hole....

Post by **ericalm** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:07 pm

Uh… hello. Already made my own!

I wouldn't go so far as to say they lifted and expanded on my idea… but…!

IndieJones · Post by **IndieJones** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:11 pm

Well that's really handy! For those of us without scooters with built-in cup holders, that's a great idea! I've been wanting something to carry coffee to work with me. It'll also make it viable to stop at the drive-through coffee kiosks.
I'll think I'll get one for my non-scootering husband as well. He always has so many things to carry to work that it's hard to also carry his coffee, and he sure loves his coffee!

laxer · Post by **laxer** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:15 pm

Yeah, umm...can someone explain to me how this applies to the non-scootering world?

Orange Guy · Post by **Orange Guy** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:16 pm

ericalm wrote:I wouldn't go so far as to say they lifted and expanded on my idea… but…!

Allow me to say it then.

dr zaius · Post by **dr zaius** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:45 pm

The only thing that exploded was my yawn.

alienmeatsack · Post by **alienmeatsack** » Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:54 pm

Will it hold my beer and keep it cold?

Modern Buddy

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