[NSR] My local restaurant is psychic
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[NSR] My local restaurant is psychic
How did they know?
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Oh, fortune cookie irony. Hilarious.
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Yeah, I normally seem to get lame-o idioms like 'Smile and the world smiles with you...' Sheesh, I'd rather the fortune cookie tell me to get my affairs in order soon.
Wouldn't it have been funny if earlier I'd gotten one that said 'Be careful what you wish for'?
Wouldn't it have been funny if earlier I'd gotten one that said 'Be careful what you wish for'?
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When reading my fortunes aloud at the table I always add..."in bed"...try it
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LOLZ.TVB wrote:
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I have a couple years' worth (which for me is a lot). I was going to make a lampshade.KRUSTYburger wrote:I used to collect fortunes, not because they were especially funny or ironic, just so that I could get enough to wallpaper my bathroom.
BUT, my newest takeout place has crappy fortunes so I started tossing them.
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I even go by the handle "dawg" in real life. I was in San Fran in 2001 after a show and we all went out for Chinese. The place was closing but we bought our way in. Frigg'n stuffed our selves and tipped insanely well, (we were hippie rich and drunk) than I got the cookie.
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Now I am always on the look out.
"You will meet a wise man with a three legged dog."
Now I am always on the look out.
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Our local take out place's fortune cookies are the same way, my girl and I call them "statement cookies"ScootLemont wrote:I dont like how all the fortune cookies at my local place give advice & are not fortunes.
I dont want to be told something like "smile & the world will smile back" that is NOT a fortune.
"Hey You, yeah, all you'se thoughts, specially you, creepy wierd one in the corner, Screw you guys, I'm going for a ride..."
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Wheelz wrote:Our local take out place's fortune cookies are the same way, my girl and I call them "statement cookies"ScootLemont wrote:I dont like how all the fortune cookies at my local place give advice & are not fortunes.
I dont want to be told something like "smile & the world will smile back" that is NOT a fortune.