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BuddyRaton
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Slap a kit on the bitch!"
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DanteG
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Location: Philly Suburbs, PA
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"This winter, I'm going to tear it down and ...."

"Yes, I really did pay that much ... yes, I know that you've seen scooters for far less at the vacant lot ... "

"I can carry that ... where's the bungie ?"

" I'm gonna take the scoot to the corner grocery ... I'll be back in a few hours."

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ravenlore
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Joined: 19 Aug 2011
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Location: Minneapolis MN
2009 GTS 250ie "Jigokuchou"

PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BuddyRaton wrote:
"Slap a kit on the bitch!"


Times like this I really wish it were possible to actually uprate a comment.
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Location: New Mexico
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BuddyRaton wrote:
"Slap a kit on the bitch!"


"Murder Club..." R
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"...Man, I was bouncing off the rev limiter..."
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Location: Corpus christi texas
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

jprestonian wrote:
"Yeah, I did want a Harley, but I couldn't qualify for financing, as my penis was too large."
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best quote ever , omg i love this!!

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ravenlore
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"...so I put on a Prima pipe..."
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GrantSR
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Location: Tucson, AZ
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:21 pm    Post subject: What I say most often: Reply with quote

In answer to the most common question: "You would be surprised..."

When the light turns green: "See Ya!!!"

When I am a block ahead of everyone else who is just now getting through the intersection, I am singing "Already Gone" by the Eagles. That's my scooter theme song.


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GrantSR
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:23 pm    Post subject: What I THINK most often: Reply with quote

"My condolences on your tragic penis accident."
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slusher5
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:47 pm    Post subject: Re: What I THINK most often: Reply with quote

GrantSR wrote:
"My condolences on your tragic penis accident."


hahaha, what did the person say to you that made you say this?
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Uncle Groucho
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Location: Atlanta, GA
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"It's just a little rain..."

Followed 10 minutes later with:

"Geez, where'd all this feckin' rain come from?!"

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Location: Phoenix, AZ
2009 Vespa GTS 250

PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BuddyRaton wrote:
"Slap a kit on the bitch!"


Did someone mention slapping a kit on?



Yes, small bikes are finally hardcore again!!!

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siobhan
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many / most running

PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Can you scootch up? I can't trip the light!" [yelled over the shoulder as one motions to the car behind]

"Did you call in the pothole on River Ave?"

"Watch out, there's a pothole on the right on River at Valley."

"Good news! The pothole on River has been filled."

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GrantSR
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:38 am    Post subject: Re: What I THINK most often: Reply with quote

slusher5 wrote:
GrantSR wrote:
"My condolences on your tragic penis accident."


hahaha, what did the person say to you that made you say this?


As I said in the subject line: I just think it. I would prefer to NOT have a tragic penis "accident" of my own. Besides, dudes like that aren't really worth the trouble of dealing with anyway.
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GrantSR
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:45 am    Post subject: Something else I say: Reply with quote

When I see all the fair-weather motorcycle riders out in their tough-looking black leather vests on their tough-looking motorcycles, yet I know they were definitely NOT out just a few weeks ago when it was freezing or raining out I will often say:

"PUSSAAAAAaaaaaaayyyyyy!"

Though not within earshot. (Unless I am going the other direction...)

And yes, I know, how ironic that is.
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