Sh*t Scooterists Say

BuddyRaton · Post by **BuddyRaton** » Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:18 am

"Slap a kit on the bitch!"

DanteG · Post by **DanteG** » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:27 pm

"This winter, I'm going to tear it down and ...."

"Yes, I really did pay that much ... yes, I know that you've seen scooters for far less at the vacant lot ... "

"I can carry that ... where's the bungie ?"

" I'm gonna take the scoot to the corner grocery ... I'll be back in a few hours."

ravenlore · Post by **ravenlore** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:10 am

BuddyRaton wrote:"Slap a kit on the bitch!"

Times like this I really wish it were possible to actually uprate a comment.

still shifting · Post by **still shifting** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:22 am

BuddyRaton wrote:"Slap a kit on the bitch!"

"Murder Club..." R

redhandmoto · Post by **redhandmoto** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:03 am

"...Man, I was bouncing off the rev limiter..."

beastmaster · Post by **beastmaster** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:29 am

jprestonian wrote:"Yeah, I did want a Harley, but I couldn't qualify for financing, as my penis was too large."
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best quote ever , omg i love this!!

ravenlore · Post by **ravenlore** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:00 pm

"...so I put on a Prima pipe..."

GrantSR · Post by **GrantSR** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:21 pm

In answer to the most common question: "You would be surprised..."

When the light turns green: "See Ya!!!"

When I am a block ahead of everyone else who is just now getting through the intersection, I am singing "Already Gone" by the Eagles. That's my scooter theme song.

GrantSR · Post by **GrantSR** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 1:23 pm

"My condolences on your tragic penis accident."

slusher5 · Post by **slusher5** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:47 pm

GrantSR wrote:"My condolences on your tragic penis accident."

hahaha, what did the person say to you that made you say this?

Uncle Groucho · Post by **Uncle Groucho** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:30 pm

"It's just a little rain..."

Followed 10 minutes later with:

"Geez, where'd all this feckin' rain come from?!"

neotrotsky · Post by **neotrotsky** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:33 pm

BuddyRaton wrote:"Slap a kit on the bitch!"

Did someone mention slapping a kit on?

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siobhan · Post by **siobhan** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:00 am

"Can you scootch up? I can't trip the light!" [yelled over the shoulder as one motions to the car behind]

"Did you call in the pothole on River Ave?"

"Watch out, there's a pothole on the right on River at Valley."

"Good news! The pothole on River has been filled."

GrantSR · Post by **GrantSR** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:38 am

slusher5 wrote:
GrantSR wrote:"My condolences on your tragic penis accident."
hahaha, what did the person say to you that made you say this?

As I said in the subject line: I just think it. I would prefer to NOT have a tragic penis "accident" of my own. Besides, dudes like that aren't really worth the trouble of dealing with anyway.

GrantSR · Post by **GrantSR** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:45 am

When I see all the fair-weather motorcycle riders out in their tough-looking black leather vests on their tough-looking motorcycles, yet I know they were definitely NOT out just a few weeks ago when it was freezing or raining out I will often say:

"PUSSAAAAAaaaaaaayyyyyy!"

Though not within earshot. (Unless I am going the other direction...)

And yes, I know, how ironic that is.

Modern Buddy

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