Tailgater solution

spinbud · Post by **spinbud** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:10 am

The venerable Loogie

GFridrich3 · Post by **GFridrich3** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:12 am

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:00 am

I find a fist to the driver's side window works well.
Your mileage may vary.

beagldog · Post by **beagldog** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:59 am

The air horn on my St. Tropez scares the crap out of some drivers. Their looks are priceless

badapple · Post by **badapple** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 3:58 am

How do you do that with a ff helmet?

DennisD · Post by **DennisD** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:31 am

badapple wrote:How do you do that with a ff helmet?

Never forget step 1!!

Racenut · Post by **Racenut** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:53 am

Do you have a dog or cat?

Do you have small paper bags?

If so, you have the solution.

Warning: Rider Flings Poo!

ishi · Post by **ishi** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:24 am

Step 1: fill a spray bottle or squirt gun with the toxic substance known to lovers of thai food as "fish sauce". Also known as "liquid ass".

Step 2: unobtrusively move out of the tailgater's way.

Step 3: follow tailgater until tailgater reaches his/her destination and exits the vehicle.

Step 4: squirt fish sauce through cracked window onto vehicle upholstery. Be sure to get some into the air vents. Does a doozy on the resale value.

Step 5: scoot away without being observed. If observed, prepare to die because they will be in the mood to kill.

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This post was intended to be humorous. Ishi does not actually condone defacement of property with liquid ass. Following these instructions may result in serious beatings, strangulation, torture or vehicular homocide.

runtotorun121 · Post by **runtotorun121** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:50 am

Elm Creek Smith · Post by **Elm Creek Smith** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:23 am

Caltrops.

Nevermind, I'm assuming you're looking for something that won't disable the tailgater's vehicle and maybe cause a serious traffic accident.

Put a ziplock bag of flour under your scoot's seat. Let the tailgater pass and follow him/her/it. Once the tailgater parks, pour the flour in the intake for the ventilation/AC system. Leave. This is especially effective on BMWs with black leather (perforated) interiors on very hot or very cold days when they have the fan on "High." You won't get to see it, but you'll smile all day long.

ECS

rickko · Post by **rickko** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:47 am

Sometimes small ball bearings hitting a windshield seems work. (That's what I've heard).

..rickko..

MonsterGirl · Post by **MonsterGirl** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:55 am

I find a middle finger works well and doesn't require carrying anything extra, works especially well if you can turn all the way around so they know you are doing it to them.