Tailgater solution
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Tailgater solution
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Step 1: fill a spray bottle or squirt gun with the toxic substance known to lovers of thai food as "fish sauce". Also known as "liquid ass".
Step 2: unobtrusively move out of the tailgater's way.
Step 3: follow tailgater until tailgater reaches his/her destination and exits the vehicle.
Step 4: squirt fish sauce through cracked window onto vehicle upholstery. Be sure to get some into the air vents. Does a doozy on the resale value.
Step 5: scoot away without being observed. If observed, prepare to die because they will be in the mood to kill.
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This post was intended to be humorous. Ishi does not actually condone defacement of property with liquid ass. Following these instructions may result in serious beatings, strangulation, torture or vehicular homocide.
Step 2: unobtrusively move out of the tailgater's way.
Step 3: follow tailgater until tailgater reaches his/her destination and exits the vehicle.
Step 4: squirt fish sauce through cracked window onto vehicle upholstery. Be sure to get some into the air vents. Does a doozy on the resale value.
Step 5: scoot away without being observed. If observed, prepare to die because they will be in the mood to kill.
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This post was intended to be humorous. Ishi does not actually condone defacement of property with liquid ass. Following these instructions may result in serious beatings, strangulation, torture or vehicular homocide.
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Caltrops. Nevermind, I'm assuming you're looking for something that won't disable the tailgater's vehicle and maybe cause a serious traffic accident.
Put a ziplock bag of flour under your scoot's seat. Let the tailgater pass and follow him/her/it. Once the tailgater parks, pour the flour in the intake for the ventilation/AC system. Leave. This is especially effective on BMWs with black leather (perforated) interiors on very hot or very cold days when they have the fan on "High." You won't get to see it, but you'll smile all day long.
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Put a ziplock bag of flour under your scoot's seat. Let the tailgater pass and follow him/her/it. Once the tailgater parks, pour the flour in the intake for the ventilation/AC system. Leave. This is especially effective on BMWs with black leather (perforated) interiors on very hot or very cold days when they have the fan on "High." You won't get to see it, but you'll smile all day long.
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