Zombie Scooter Madness!

audrey · Post by **audrey** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:58 am

Did I get you attention? Ok there is all this talk about zombies on this forum. I love it. But I think we finally need to do something about it. We need to organize...err, ok...I just want to make some stickers.

This is the deal, you help me come up with a great name/design. I get the stickers made. You send me a SASE (self addressed stamped envelope) and you get a free sticker. I just want to see scooters all over with a zombie sticker on 'em.

. But the name has to deal with zombie, undead, living dead, etc and scooters. Granted if all of this is just a silly idea then we can just let the thread fade away and I will just post later when the zombies rise and mention that we should have done something when I brought it up earlier

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Here are the first three I came up with. I tend to like #1 the best thus far. If most everyone likes #1 we can go with that.

1. Zombie Outbreak Scooter Patrol

2. Zed Head Scooter Club

3. Zombie Apocalypse Scooter Survivalist

Racenut · Post by **Racenut** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:00 am

1 = ZOSP
2 = ZHSC
3 = ZASS

I think when coming up with something like that, you should at least be able to make a good acronym out of it

Ronin · Post by **Ronin** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 5:47 am

1. Scooterists Initiative for Zombie Extermination (SIZE)
2. Scooterists Partnering Against Zombies (SPAZ)
3. Zombie Obliteration Management By Independent Extreme Scooterists (ZOMBIES)

weaseltamer · Post by **weaseltamer** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:01 am

Ronin wrote: 3. Zombie Obliteration Management By Independent Extreme Scooterists (ZOMBIES)

awesome

nrg70 · Post by **nrg70** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:11 am

Dead End Scooter Cult

(After)Life Scooter Enthusiasts

I'll try to think of some more, fun idea!

Racenut · Post by **Racenut** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:18 am

Ronin wrote:2. Scooterists Partnering Against Zombies (SPAZ)
3. Zombie Obliteration Management By Independent Extreme Scooterists (ZOMBIES)

Either of those are a WIN!

Now that's what I was talkin about!

Jessica · Post by **Jessica** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:08 pm

audrey wrote: 1. Zombie Outbreak Scooter Patrol

That one gets my vote for sure! I would totally rock that sticker.

riancurtis · Post by **riancurtis** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:12 pm

my friends and i were looking to name a scooter gang and we thought about some zombie reference. we ended up with a historical reference. Robber Baron Scooter Society

sotied · Post by **sotied** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:33 pm

I love SPAZ.

I love that shield design.

DO IT DO IT DO IT.

They're coming!

madtolive · Post by **madtolive** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:28 pm

SPAZ SPAZ SPAZ!! where shall i send my self addressed stamped envelope??

i can't wait to watch Zombie Bikers from Detroit!! but i'm saving it for when i get my new pad and all you atxers come on over!!

p.s. i had a discussion with a (ahem...dumb) girl about why zombies are a much bigger threat than tornadoes and hurricanes. pffft, what a douchebag that girl was. tornadoes and hurricanes cannot compare to the brain hungry and undead zombie hordes!!

Kaos · Post by **Kaos** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:10 pm

Heh I second the SPAZ stickers. I'd put those on my Buddy

And Zombies are obviously more of a threat than hurricanes. Hurricanes stop eventually, but everyone knows theres no stopping a horde of the undead.

sotied · Post by **sotied** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:22 pm

madtolive wrote:SPAZ SPAZ SPAZ!! where shall i send my self addressed stamped envelope??

i can't wait to watch Zombie Bikers from Detroit!! but i'm saving it for when i get my new pad and all you atxers come on over!!

p.s. i had a discussion with a (ahem...dumb) girl about why zombies are a much bigger threat than tornadoes and hurricanes. pffft, what a douchebag that girl was. tornadoes and hurricanes cannot compare to the brain hungry and undead zombie hordes!!

Yeah, tornadoes and hurricanes run their course and are done in a matter of seconds or at most hours.

Zombies are relentless. If they get a foothold - or any sort of hold - they just persist until all life is undead.

Now I just scared myself. If only I had my SPAZ membership card and mini flaming torch to wield. Yipes!

Kaos · Post by **Kaos** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:31 pm

no, not a mini-torch! everyone knows the only thing worse than a zombie out for your brains is a FLAMING zombie out for your brains!

sotied · Post by **sotied** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:47 pm

Kaos wrote:no, not a mini-torch! everyone knows the only thing worse than a zombie out for your brains is a FLAMING zombie out for your brains!

SEE? I told you I was scared. Now I'm all frazzled and I can't find my Zombie-attack TPS reports anywhere.

I apologize in advance if they get to me first and then I'm one of the targets of SPAZ.

Oh, I remember now. The flaming torch was because I'm afraid of the dark.

I needed the instant quicksand pit for the Zombies.

sotied · Post by **sotied** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:00 pm

Annual Zombie March in Somerville, MA.

Link to video.

Be VERY afraid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKZo2raETho

ScooterTrash · Post by **ScooterTrash** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:24 pm

I'm bored

pugbuddy · Post by **pugbuddy** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:00 pm

I still remember the Super Abnormal Phenomenon Survival guide (SAPS) from the old Eerie comics which covered zombies along with all other sorts of evil monsters.

I also would put forth the following:

Post Apocalyptic Zombie Survival Scooter (not necessarily a good acronym friendly title, but who wouldn't want that on their scoot? Especially if it includes a scooter silhouette with a .50 cal MG mounted on it!).

my friends and i were looking to name a scooter gang and we thought about some zombie reference. we ended up with a historical reference. Robber Baron Scooter Society

Nice badge!

madtolive · Post by **madtolive** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:03 pm

whatever we call ourselves, i'd like it to include the word "survivalist". because that word somehow denotes total nutball to me. and i like that.

if i'm not a post apocalyptic zombie survivalist, then i don't what i am.

pugbuddy · Post by **pugbuddy** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:08 pm

if i'm not a post apocalyptic zombie survivalist, then i don't what i am.

Post Apocalyptic Zombie Horde Survivalist Scooter has a nice ring to it....

Or perhaps a dual-layered title is in order? Something like:

Scooter Survivalist: The Post-Apocalyptic Zombie Horde will not catch me!

Not so much a group as a statement....

if i'm not a post apocalyptic zombie survivalist, then i don't what i am.

Swoopy Bangs Survivalist Scoot!

madtolive · Post by **madtolive** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:41 pm

Swoopy Bangs Survivalist Scoot!

no no, i don't survive swoopy bangs, i embrace them!

sotied · Post by **sotied** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:43 pm

What we have here is a failure to communicate.

I think we need an acronym, not an abbreviation.

That said...

PAZS is hard to say

ZS PAS is tough too

We agree, at least the voices here with me and me, that we need Survivalist, Zombie, Post, Apocalyptic and Scooter in the name. And maybe Hoard or Movement or League or Force in there.

That means we can have...

SZPASH
SZPASM
SZPASF

Then mix them up...

ZASSPF
ZASSPM
ZASSPH

SSAZPF

and so on.

My best shot at it is...

Zombie Post Apocalyptic Scooter Brigade

Post Apocalyptic Zombie Obliteration Scooter Patrol

I can't figure it out.

Maybe we just need a symbol.

Hmmmm.

Ronin · Post by **Ronin** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:11 am

It appeared that many people liked SPAZ, soooo how about we just add in the silent letters and such?

SSPPAHZ

Scooter Survivalists Policing Post Apocalyptic Horde Zombies?

I dunno, play around, see what comes out!

Jessica · Post by **Jessica** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:28 am

I wonder if this will fit in the pet carrier.

<img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j286/ ... al-kit.png">

Post by **jmazza** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:33 am

sotied wrote: Maybe we just need a symbol.

Hmmmm.

I like this. I also agree that "survivalist" is a kick ass word.

How about a symbol that we could somehow represent with our hands like a gang sign and then simply the word "survivalist" underneath it.

Then when people ask, we just flash the sign and say "if you don't know, then you don't know."

Ray Knobs · Post by **Ray Knobs** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:36 am

need more firearm clipart

riancurtis · Post by **riancurtis** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:27 pm

dude forget firearms - you need swords and scythes.

madtolive · Post by **madtolive** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:18 pm

and rabid badgers.

MikieTaps · Post by **MikieTaps** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:20 pm

madtolive wrote:and rapid badgers.

? Is this some new anti-zombie tool that I am un-aware of? please elighten me!

madtolive · Post by **madtolive** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:22 pm

pffft. you, sir, have just demonstrated your noobness.

please school yourself on the rabid badgers.

littleao · Post by **littleao** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:51 pm

Hoppsan

Kaos · Post by **Kaos** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:01 pm

rabid badgers I understand, but RAPID badgers? We now have fast-attack ermines?

bunny · Post by **bunny** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:25 pm

Survivalist, Zombie, Post, Apocalyptic and S

Scooter Post Apocalyptic Survivalist Zombie SPASZ

Oh wait...that makes US sound like the Zombies...

hmmm.

Too bad we can't find another A word...SPAZAS

yeah...or something to that effect.

Chuck a Spaz · Post by **Chuck a Spaz** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:02 pm

You rang?

Kaos · Post by **Kaos** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:09 pm

How about Band of Undead Destroying Defenders of Youth. B.U.D.D.Y!

hackett · Post by **hackett** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:30 pm

Kaos wrote:How about Band of Undead Destroying Defenders of Youth. B.U.D.D.Y!

Are you talking about the undead that destroy Defenders of Youth?

Or did you mean Band of Undead-Destroying Defenders of Youth?

Those are two COMPLETELY different groups.

alienmeatsack · Post by **alienmeatsack** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:52 pm

What if the zombies are the reanimated corpses of bunny rabbits? Are they really still zombies?

And can zombies actually ride scooters? I mean, they are pretty pathetic just kind of shuffling along as it is. So how do they ride?

djelliott · Post by **djelliott** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:57 pm

alienmeatsack wrote:What if the zombies are the reanimated corpses of bunny rabbits? Are they really still zombies?

And can zombies actually ride scooters? I mean, they are pretty pathetic just kind of shuffling along as it is. So how do they ride?

I think they would be Zombunnies.

djelliott · Post by **djelliott** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:58 pm

djelliott · Post by **djelliott** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:00 pm

peabody99 · Post by **peabody99** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:02 pm

I am not sure if you guys are actually dorks, nerds, geeks, or all the above

Discuss

alienmeatsack · Post by **alienmeatsack** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:02 pm

You're no bunny till zombunny loves you?

bunny · Post by **bunny** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:05 pm

*I* am ZOMBUNNY...hear me roar: 'fluff....................erp...chirp'

bunny · Post by **bunny** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:05 pm

peabody99 wrote:I am not sure if you guys are actually dorks, nerds, geeks, or all the above
Discuss

Yes.

jonogo · Post by **jonogo** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:21 pm

Scooterists
Attacking
Renegade
Zombies

Zombie
Elimination
Death
Scooter-squad

SCOOTERIST
AGAINST
ZOMBIES
ATTACKING
FRIENDS
RIDING
ATOP
SCOOTERS

K, thats all I got.

djelliott · Post by **djelliott** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:24 pm

This is meant as pure comedy. No disrespect at all.

MikieTaps · Post by **MikieTaps** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:29 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE THIS FORUM.

audrey · Post by **audrey** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:31 pm

It seems most are up for it being an acronym.

Here is another SPAZ acronym.

Scooter Patrol for the Annihilation of Zombies

peabody99 · Post by **peabody99** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:54 pm

djelliott wrote:This is meant as pure comedy. No disrespect at all.

If am smart enough to figure it out, I am stealing that as an avatar for somewhere. Loves it

Jessica · Post by **Jessica** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:42 pm

audrey wrote:It seems most are up for it being an acronym.

Here is another SPAZ acronym.

Scooter Patrol for the Annihilation of Zombies

That's a good one.

djelliott · Post by **djelliott** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 12:31 am

peabody99 wrote:
djelliott wrote:This is meant as pure comedy. No disrespect at all.
If am smart enough to figure it out, I am stealing that as an avatar for somewhere. Loves it

Glad you like it.

. Let me know if you need me to resize it, or I can send you a .psd if you have photoshop and you can tweak it however you like.

Dustin

Modern Buddy

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