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[NSR] Most double entendre topic subjects

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I went back 8 pages... here are some thread subjects that would be about something totally different it they were not on a scooter board
(my favorites in bold)

Waxing Your Buddy
floppy mirrors
What do you strap to your rack?
Saggy Bag Fix
Finally Scraped my Center Stand! w00t!
Help locating Spark plug
Back in the Saddle Again
Anyone Riding While Pregnant? :o
Do I fit on a Buddy?
Watch out for crotch rockets
Interesting Camera/Video Solution
Nice ride yesterday!
People like to tease & can't take it
I've been conducting an experiment.
my buddy is pooting on my leg
I must brag!
YES!!
going too slow
Horn is not honking
battery issue
Scary Experience
High speed vibration
Wonder if it's legal on the street
What does this part do?
[NSR] Hey bunny - I thought of you (pic)
Buddy is Back and it feels so good!
Big fat juicy booty
sticky icky
take for a ride
The skirt thread made me think...
Slight Gurgle
Headlight Mod
Front Rack Installation
How long will it last?
question about the neck screws

Dear Penthouse,
I was alone waxing my buddy, when a girl came in with a nice headlight mod...

Any favorites I missed?
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Post by Ronin »

I didn't want to search too far back, so these are just from the front page (as it currently stands)

Rise by More Than 6 Percent
2925 Members and Counting (***Don't tell your wife Eric!!!***)
Pants riding up!
How much friction if you free spin your Buddy's front wheel?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ronin_000/

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you guys are killing me with the hilarity today!
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You guys are going to owe me a new keyboard if you don't knock it off!! :lol:

Not to mention that now I have to go back in the kitchen to get some more Fresca.
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went back to page 74 & started looking for more

My Buddy Experience
how far can i go?
creme buddy?
Holy crap. That's not what I was expecting...
New and Filled with Questions
patience (or a lack of)
I learned from that.
should i ???
Laid down my Buddy
Picked up my black buddy today
Ouch!!

this could be a new word game... combine the thread subjects to make a new fun paragraph

I Picked up my black buddy today and I said should i ???
Well... I figured how far can i go? but then Ouch!!
Holy crap. That's not what I was expecting...

I will stop now before Eric has to kick me out
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ScootLemont wrote:this could be a new word game... combine the thread subjects to make a new fun paragraph

I Picked up my black buddy today and I said should i ???
Well... I figured how far can i go? but then Ouch!!
Holy crap. That's not what I was expecting...

I will stop now before Eric has to kick me out

:lol: :lol: :lol: Thats great
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My buddy let me down!
Two Fingers Down from New Member
Anyone tried to strap things on back of Buddy without rack?
almost got creamed...
Favorite Riding Position
Got caught buying my wife new Buddy for Birthday-with Photos
Erratic bouncing at low speeds...
Watch your nuts, or it can ruin the mood
It's been a few weeks
Got lucky on a Pamplona
She scratched it
I was still breaking it in
How Important is it to Live Close to Your Dealer?
I just had a cop.
Center Stand Frustration
looking for bare frame pictures
How long does it take to be comfortable riding this thing???


... and that gets us through page 15
I suppose I should be upset, even feel violated, but I'm not. No, in fact, I think this is a friendly message, like "Hey, wanna play?" and yes I want to play. I really really do.

Orange Guy, Inc.
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ScootLemont wrote:I will stop now before Eric has to kick me out
Not until you've handed over the scavenger hunt reins to someone new. ;)

Best one of the day: Throttle Rocker
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Orange Guy wrote:... and that gets us through page 15
Should have advanced to page 16:

faster please
going to the dark side?
Cannot stop smiling!
loss of power
Slight pink spewage on the *outside* of the mudguard?
My New Best Friend - the Groundhog?!
My pants are short when I am sitting
Touch up your Pink Buddy?
Am I hardcore now???
Beat the heat with a bud.
sticking it to "the man"
Buggered up Buddy, HELP!
[ Poll ] Feet?
Does anyone know what kind of grips these are?
Vibration? Got Answers?
ROYAL PURPLE
Screwed? Found a screw.
Pink Buddy in Martinez
Your helmet still provides function.
It itches.
How's this for gear?
One day in and totally addicted!
Riding 2-up

…which is still only through page 19.
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oh goodness. get your minds out of the gutter!
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:rofl:
Hilarious !
Beer is the answer . . . what was the question?

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OK. This is officially the new BEST_THREAD_EVAR !!!! :shock:
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ass’ part loose
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This just in:

Leeroy goes down @ the track (PIX!)
I suppose I should be upset, even feel violated, but I'm not. No, in fact, I think this is a friendly message, like "Hey, wanna play?" and yes I want to play. I really really do.

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:lol: Yes, I have to say you have got something here ScootLemont:

*Member 1: What does this part do?
*Member 2: take for a ride
*Member 1: How long will it last?

Scene fades with a Slight Gurgle

*Please remember to look out for the other Member, or Members.
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ericalm wrote:Best one of the day: Throttle Rocker
That would be a good name for a rock band....
whole new thread!
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'Rise by more than 6%' is a good new one.
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Crack, KILLS!!!

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Crack, KILLS!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f8a_1208141992
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Re: Crack, KILLS!!!

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sambrgr wrote:Crack, KILLS!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f8a_1208141992
Is that what they mean by Euro Trash?
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and they just keep popping up (oh wait... is that anohter one?)


Want to see a picture of me in my GIANT helmet?
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Taking the plunge..... I am going all out custom!
vibrating at take off!
Tranny oil leak
What's the furthest you've gone??
Buddy hard to ride?
Rear Mud Flap
Speedo error (finally checked mine)
Stella question: WILL IT FIT?!

the rattler threads have plenty
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I'm just happy my Saggy Bag Fix topic made it in bold :lol:
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Topic: Just been de-restricted!

what happens when catholic school girls graduate
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From the blur guys....

just poppin in for a second
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ScootLemont wrote:From the blur guys....

just poppin in for a second
hey, that's no blur guy, i wrote that! :lol:
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I meant on the blur side of the board.... sorry for not giving you credit - KEEP IT UP (the good work, I mean)
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MISC. REVIEWS: Crampbuster
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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some of these are just too easy:

Took the plunge ...again! **With Pictures**
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I'm feeling lazy so I didn't search that far:

edit :shock: 4.63 a gallon, what are you paying?

Done
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:D I take great pleasure in knowing that my "Waxing your buddy" thread was the catalyst to this. Nice work everyone.

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"Bonegirl hits the 20,000 mile mark on the Pink Buddy!"
Prima pipe
UNI filter
125 Main Jet
2000RPM Stall Spring
1500RPM Clutch Springs
Dr. Pulley Variator with 11 Gram Sliders
NCY Front Forks
Prima/NCY 161cc Big Bore kit With 150 Head
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Possible overload?
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Dangit...now yall are making me go back and look.....
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We are all dirty people....

Buddy hard to ride?

How far can I go?

your first time: advice, please
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Thanks for getting me started
Why riding a Buddy feels so good...
Any particular oil?
Random Rubber Tube
Igniion Lube
Emasculation Thread
My new buddy is just the right size!
Calibrate speedo?
Simple Horn question - I'm sure many have the answer
The "No Age Limit" ride
What do you wear whilst riding your Buddy?
Should This Very Large Man Get a Scooter
My first long ride
Pics of your front rack in use?
new faces & hardcore members
what have you and your buddy been up to?


There's actaully one that I thought might be too much for the thread so I will simply post a link.
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ericalm wrote:There's actaully one that I thought might be too much for the thread so I will simply post a link.
:rofl:

and... The "No Age Limit" ride - thats just wrong :lol:
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:idea: My Pink Scooter is a 2 stroker
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I've Converted My Husband
How to mount a GPS...
I got my Pink Buddy!!!!
Creme Buddy
Rear Mud Flap
should i ???
Watching the Harley Man's Eyes Open
Laid down my Buddy

[edit] oops, I repeated a few.
Prima pipe
UNI filter
125 Main Jet
2000RPM Stall Spring
1500RPM Clutch Springs
Dr. Pulley Variator with 11 Gram Sliders
NCY Front Forks
Prima/NCY 161cc Big Bore kit With 150 Head
KS Power GY6 Performance Springs
NCY Secondary Shieve
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ok.. its just to easy - that was my comment - not a topic

topic:
He Almost Killed Me!!!
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they are thinning out some, but still found these:

Squeaky Rear

Anyone riding theirs?

Are Rattler and Roughhouse body panels interchangeable? '



glad some others on here have the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy :lol:
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peabody99 wrote:glad some others on here have the sense of humor of a 13 year old boy :lol:
I think I have the sense of humor of a 41 year old man. That man is adam Sandler.
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"How Big Is Your Buddy?"

But I think this poster did it on purpose--too easy!!! :P

Full Disclosure: Size doesn't matter to me. I just want my "Buddy" to fit comfortably when I ride...her. She's always exciting and fun to ride. 8)
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AAHHHRRRGGGGGG!! DEAD BATTERY!!

now they are just trying to make this list :)
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"Riding Position and My Size"

These are getting too easy.
Go Team Venture!
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Mommy, I have to make a modernbuddy2 :lol:
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R.McLeod wrote:"Riding Position and My Size"

These are getting too easy.
seriously. come on now. I think we need to have a cut off date or it just is not legit anymore.
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peabody99 wrote:
R.McLeod wrote:"Riding Position and My Size"

These are getting too easy.
seriously. come on now. I think we need to have a cut off date or it just is not legit anymore.
Sure, your contribution to this was probably the most facile.
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i think I need to hide this thread for, oh, four months or so. Put it in cold storage so people aren't trying to get in here. Then, without notice, once everyone's forgotten about it, bring it back. :twisted:
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UXO wrote:
peabody99 wrote:
R.McLeod wrote:"Riding Position and My Size"

These are getting too easy.
seriously. come on now. I think we need to have a cut off date or it just is not legit anymore.
Sure, your contribution to this was probably the most facile.
Sorry Peabody99. I was referring to your subject that others turned the phrase about on. Not the entries you made previously. "Cream Buddy" was your subject. All in fun. I hope.
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hey, if I had a "cream Buddy" entry it would have been in 06...long long before someone thought of the thread. :P
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