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Not a topic subject, but too good to let go to waste.

In "I am a Blackjack owner!!!" (for dignity's sake the MB member, pun intended, shall remain unheralded for now. But I have to believe he knew what he was doing when he submitted his post):
I don't think I've ever heard of someone who had a BJ and didn't enjoy having one.
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HowHH wrote:Not a topic subject, but too good to let go to waste.
In "I am a Blackjack owner!!!" (for dignity's sake the MB member, pun intended, shall remain unheralded for now. But I have to believe he knew what he was doing when he submitted his post):
I don't think I've ever heard of someone who had a BJ and didn't enjoy having one.
Blatant, willful, deliberate double-entendry. The perp should be banned.
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TVB wrote:
HowHH wrote:Not a topic subject, but too good to let go to waste.
In "I am a Blackjack owner!!!" (for dignity's sake the MB member, pun intended, shall remain unheralded for now. But I have to believe he knew what he was doing when he submitted his post):
I don't think I've ever heard of someone who had a BJ and didn't enjoy having one.
Blatant, willful, deliberate double-entendry. The perp should be banned.
I don't think the perp would care... he did get a BJ afterall. :shock:
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Sore behind on Black Jack

scooter shortage
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Been part of a scooter train?
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Wheelz wrote:Been part of a scooter train?
Perv :lol:
no i don't ride a scooter, i am a scooter pilot!
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oh sure you post it, and I'm the perv :P


While I'm at it:
Buddy Sissybar?
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Wheelz wrote:oh sure you post it, and I'm the perv :P
This is true :oops: :lol:





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Battery dies out during a long ride, not getting a charge?
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Buddy Service in Providence area
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prima pipe
First ride of the year
It's hot and it's cold...
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BuddyRaton wrote:Buddy Service in Providence area
Now that's a good one!
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PICS: Just picked up a another buddy.... Oh the addiction!
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Sounds like the carpet caught fire!

Skinned hands, skinned knees, and a trip to the ER...
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Breaking in period

Exhaust issues

Vibration issue. Can someone help me please???
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BuddyRaton wrote:PICS: Just picked up a another buddy.... Oh the addiction!
Now that sounds "serial"
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Power Outage last night at 9pm groping in the dark for 2 hours! :wha:
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Post subject: Help! I think I killed my Buddy!

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2 guys - 2 Buddys - 2 weeks = fun & adventure


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"Victoria' Secret's Hot Pink Buddy"
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Oooooh, ooooh am I first with this one?

(quote) "I have a feeling I'll be on it more than the wife."
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headlight adjustment ?


Is someone asking about a boob job?
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HOW did I miss this thread!!!...I gotta bone -up on these....sorry couldn't help it
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viney266 wrote:HOW did I miss this thread!!!...I gotta bone -up on these....sorry couldn't help it
We kind of let it fade off the front page then bring it back like a sneak attack.
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Pre-Planning for a long Ride.

MODIFIED FRONT RACK

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speedo help?
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A Xena dick lock is a must if you ask me.
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You know I remember way back when a lot of us complained about the name "Buddy" who would have ever thought that such a stupid name for a scooter could lead to so much fun!


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Vibrating blackjack at speed
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Needs for the Anal Scooterist
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Okay, SteveK....

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Post subject: Help! I think I killed my Buddy!

Dick Cheney, Is that you?... Laughing

That was funny. The guy he shot was a lawyer....was he out of season?

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Just went for my first ride

First Ride - Shaky! Help Please. :)
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Can't...get it...in! Exhaust problem
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I'm having throttle problems.
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What's a moving Buddy 125 or 150 feel like under your tush?
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Talked a friend into a Buddy
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RACK ON TOP OF BOX

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BootScootin'FireFighter wrote:RACK ON TOP OF BOX

:fp:
Oh come on! That's a low blow!...or a high blow?....errr...ummm.... I'm so confused!!

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Buddy Newbie in KY! :P
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Waiting for Stella

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Buddy and small hands....
"Hey You, yeah, all you'se thoughts, specially you, creepy wierd one in the corner, Screw you guys, I'm going for a ride..."
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I think people are aiming to get posted in here… :)

What goes on my front rack?

Premature Deflation!!!

Know of any good freebies for new Scooterists?
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Removing rust from my expansion chamber(Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? ;) )
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Your Tool Kit...
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ScootLemont wrote:Your Tool Kit...
Hey, I think I saw that video in school! Made for a really awkward class session right after...
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Considering a Roughhouse

Hot time on the Buddy!

4T Stella sticky handgrips

Married guys, have any of you guys developed a blister

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I think a lot of people are titling their threads with the hopes of landing in this one. If this thread disappears for a while, it's because I'm hiding it until that eases and we can get back to the less intentional innuendo. :P
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Mom Gets New Pipe ,........easy now!
But he was pierced for our transgressions,
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ericalm wrote:I think a lot of people are titling their threads with the hopes of landing in this one. If this thread disappears for a while, it's because I'm hiding it until that eases and we can get back to the less intentional innuendo. :P
Some of us enjoy innuendo for the sake of innuendo, special clubhouse or not. ;)
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ericalm wrote:I think a lot of people are titling their threads with the hopes of landing in this one. If this thread disappears for a while, it's because I'm hiding it until that eases and we can get back to the less intentional innuendo. :P
Nooooooooooooo! There is some intentional innuendo but I doubt that it is done just for the prestige of getting mentioned here.

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