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Yeah, but it's funnier when it's unintentional!
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Joined Sept 14 so I think its in.

Family, friends and boss think I am going to die on buddy
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i'll have to add this one from personal experience:

Unpredictable people in cars

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ericalm wrote:Yeah, but it's funnier when it's unintentional!
^^^ TRUE, but I have been quilty of a few "semi" intentional bits of titillation


And then there is this one...Kinky, but...

Chrome bags... who's got one?

its too easy, but...

New to the scooter world! And extremely excited!
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So.... I am
Finally going to dealer
and scored some great drugs
then I met a girl & tried an
awkward riding style
Afterwords I said:
Well, that didn't go well at all...
& she said
my @$$ is killing me, I need help!
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ScootLemont wrote:So.... I am
Finally going to dealer
and scored some great drugs
then I met a girl & tried an
awkward riding style
Afterwords I said:
Well, that didn't go well at all...
& she said
my @$$ is killing me, I need help!
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I think he might have started something :)
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viney266 wrote:You guys are sick :P ...tranny wrestling...

I am just upset you got to it before I did...Me? I really couldn't relate 'cause I usually just blow the nut off with my big 1/2" GUN...WORKS EASIER AS LONG AS YOU HOLD IT CAREFUL IN YOUR HAND WHEN YOU DO IT, OTHERWISE YOU CAN HURT YOUR WRIST ... :roll:

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Very hard to start, runs fine
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"Can't get the key into the ignition"

first time? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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"just about overdid it yesterday"

"Let's play 'What's the diagnosis?'"

"Been awhile, but the Buddy is back in action!"

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How To Ride "2 Up"

Need Help: Noise coming from tranny
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"When correctly viewed
Everything is lewd
I could tell you things about Peter Pan
And the Wizard of Oz, (there's a dirty old man)"

SMUT (Tom Lehrer)
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After a year my wife finally took a ride.

Is it always that FUN?!

Dries incredibly fast!

Posterior Comfort

Two thumbs and a job?
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Buddy in the back of a minivan?
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Bonus screw?

Headlight Upgrade
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Which is the right rubber
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Weird sound coming from the back of my Buddy

thought i'd never...
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ScootLemont wrote:Weird sound coming from the back of my Buddy

thought i'd never...
wow I am really behind on the times. I just saw this ^
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ScootLemont wrote:Weird sound coming from the back of my Buddy
Called it. :D
Halp: Weird sound coming from the back of my Buddy, post #10
Rusty J wrote:Nothing to add, other than that the post title is a prime candidate for the double-entendre thread, the next time the mods revive it. :)
But I'll add Ericalm's post, "Naked" Blackjack, which I assume is like "Strip" Poker but with a head start.
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Think I Lost My Head! :evil:
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Watch out, I think he's going to blow!
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wonder if the biggest 10 inch will fit in the rear of my buddy
:shock:
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*Finally got my chick on the back of the Buddy*
"Hey You, yeah, all you'se thoughts, specially you, creepy wierd one in the corner, Screw you guys, I'm going for a ride..."
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"Way Better Than a Turkey Baster"

"Identify rubber thingy please..."
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I usually get strange looks from the wife, but here its okay to be

Rack Hunting
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Wheelz wrote:*Finally got my chick on the back of the Buddy*
I was so hoping that would end up here.
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"Lubrication seems to help!'

Ericalm
8/7/2012
.::I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man do they come up with some great ideas::.
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Tocsik wrote:"Lubrication seems to help!'

Ericalm
8/7/2012
Not a topic subject! :P
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scooter cover: most bang for the $?
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ericalm wrote:
Tocsik wrote:"Lubrication seems to help!'

Ericalm
8/7/2012
Not a topic subject! :P
Doh! :fp:
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"Interesting " way to ride a scooter...
"Hey You, yeah, all you'se thoughts, specially you, creepy wierd one in the corner, Screw you guys, I'm going for a ride..."
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Mystery Vibration

Adjusting mix screw

Muffler Clogged Up
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Dipping my Black Jack
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Got Bumped From Behind

Broke a spring in my seat release

another new member

weird tool under seat

Locking up your buddy
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My back end feels flat, and sounds like an old bed..."
"Hey You, yeah, all you'se thoughts, specially you, creepy wierd one in the corner, Screw you guys, I'm going for a ride..."
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Pruning "The Bush"

Let me type that again......Pruning "The Bush"
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ScootLemont wrote:...another new member
"Everybody's got one
Everybody's got one
Everybody's got one
But Stacey Brown's got two, Woo!"
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Do you chain your Stella?


New member, new Stella.


Slipping Grip—Does anybody know how to fix?
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Carrying a Tripod
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Gas Leak (currently in the Stella forum)
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peabody99 wrote:Gas Leak (currently in the Stella forum)
That stinks! :mrgreen:
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Pilot screw?
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^ I was on the fence about that one :?
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From the Stella Forum
Red rears
Hard break-in
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Tying down my Buddy
.::I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man do they come up with some great ideas::.
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What about "Hit and Run Fun?"... :D
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"Soft Italia Installation"
Just because I am Deaf ... does not mean I can't roar.
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Tocsik wrote:
Tying down my Buddy
Beat me to it
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