NOT freeway legal, my new scooter

Alix B · Post by **Alix B** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:25 pm

While some people have been caught off guard by this model--it's not new. It's a six year old import, with German and English influences.

Top speed: As fast as the squirrels can go
MPG's: Pretty efficient, but I can't read the odometer. Uses all natural fuel though, breaking away from the reliance on oil reserves.
EMISSIONS: stinky, California might not approve
Extra's: Great horn, mimics a dog barking, which always catches peoples attention
Great traction in the rain!
But, it isn't freeway legal.

Great news, I hear my real scooter is on the way home, tomorrow.

jfrost2 · Post by **jfrost2** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:32 pm

How many cc's is that new bike?

ScooterDave · Post by **ScooterDave** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:34 pm

I do not know about Virginia but, I am pretty sure that what I am looking at is not legal in Ohio on several levels.

jfrost2 · Post by **jfrost2** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:35 pm

PETA is angered.

On other hand, the other PETA doesnt care (People eating tasty animals)

Alix B · Post by **Alix B** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:40 pm

jfrost2 wrote:How many cc's is that new bike?

Well, there's not any horsepower to it, let's just leave it at that.

Alix B · Post by **Alix B** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:41 pm

ScooterDave wrote:I do not know about Virginia but, I am pretty sure that what I am looking at is not legal in Ohio on several levels.

No, but I'm sure that what happened at your house last night wasn't legal either. You just didn't post any photos of it.
Or did you Dave?

I've got to change my profile. I'm a Mainer now. This is perfectly, wicked cool.

pleasefeedthedog · Post by **pleasefeedthedog** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:42 pm

Does he/she come with center stand drainage or side stand?

Very sweet.

I am not certain but I think Pit Bulls are to hot for Ohio?

Dog

k1dude · Post by **k1dude** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:48 pm

Those handlbars seem a little floppy. But at least they look cushy.

Alix B · Post by **Alix B** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:51 pm

k1dude wrote:Those handlbars seem a little floppy. But at least they look cushy.

Sharp eye for detail!
You must have noticed then how streamlined the "bike" itself is.

emoboy44 · Post by **emoboy44** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:17 pm

's there a picture or something that I can't see? Sometimes my company's interwebs access cuts things out.

Right now this post makes NO sense to me.

UXO · Post by **UXO** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:22 pm

emoboy44 wrote:'s there a picture or something that I can't see? Sometimes my company's interwebs access cuts things out.

Right now this post makes NO sense to me.

Thats because its a young woman abusing a dog.

Alix B · Post by **Alix B** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:27 pm

You forgot to mention that I'm also using the Master Yoda riding position.

emoboy44 · Post by **emoboy44** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:32 pm

come on....lemme see....pleeeeeeeezzzzeeee

7eregrine · Post by **7eregrine** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:27 pm

Wh-at?!? No top case? Windshield? Need some accessories on that BAD BOY!

ScootingInTheRain · Post by **ScootingInTheRain** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:33 pm

I was going to ask what grade of gas it takes, but it probably makes gas instead.

djelliott · Post by **djelliott** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:17 pm

I'm pretty sure Prima makes an exhaust for that model. Installing it I hear can be a little painful and violating to your new "scooter" though.

Dustin

Alix B · Post by **Alix B** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:23 pm

djelliott wrote:I'm pretty sure Prima makes an exhaust for that model. Installing it I hear can be a little painful and violating to your new "scooter" though.

Dustin

Whole new meaning to tailpipe.

dog is glaring.

alienmeatsack · Post by **alienmeatsack** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:28 pm

emoboy44 wrote:come on....lemme see....pleeeeeeeezzzzeeee

djelliott · Post by **djelliott** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:31 pm

Alix B wrote:
djelliott wrote:I'm pretty sure Prima makes an exhaust for that model. Installing it I hear can be a little painful and violating to your new "scooter" though.

Dustin
Whole new meaning to tailpipe.

dog is glaring.

Watch out for blueing on the pipe. That means he may be running to lean and if you think the tailpipe sounds painful imagine how bad the rejet is going to hurt. OWWW

BeetleGoose · Post by **BeetleGoose** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:44 pm

djelliott wrote:
Alix B wrote:
djelliott wrote:I'm pretty sure Prima makes an exhaust for that model. Installing it I hear can be a little painful and violating to your new "scooter" though.

Dustin
Whole new meaning to tailpipe.

dog is glaring.
Watch out for blueing on the pipe. That means he may be running to lean and if you think the tailpipe sounds painful imagine how bad the rejet is going to hurt. OWWW

And don't forget that greenish (maybe yellowish) liquid around it's back tire.

djelliott · Post by **djelliott** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 8:50 pm

BeetleGoose wrote: And don't forget that greenish (maybe yellowish) liquid around it's back tire.

A little penicillin will clear that up

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ScooterDave · Post by **ScooterDave** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:07 pm

Alix B wrote:
ScooterDave wrote:I do not know about Virginia but, I am pretty sure that what I am looking at is not legal in Ohio on several levels.
No, but I'm sure that what happened at your house last night wasn't legal either. You just didn't post any photos of it.
Or did you Dave?

Hehehe. Funny you should say that. It was my girlfriends birthday and I actually did take pictures of our activities last night although I am not sure this is the right site to share them. I can assure you that it was completely legal as far as I know.

djelliott · Post by **djelliott** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:19 pm

ScooterDave wrote:
Alix B wrote:
ScooterDave wrote:I do not know about Virginia but, I am pretty sure that what I am looking at is not legal in Ohio on several levels.
No, but I'm sure that what happened at your house last night wasn't legal either. You just didn't post any photos of it.
Or did you Dave?
Hehehe. Funny you should say that. It was my girlfriends birthday and I actually did take pictures of our activities last night although I am not sure this is the right site to share them. I can assure you that it was completely legal as far as I know.

Just don't use one as your avatar or you'll get that privilege revoked again