swamp ass

michelle_7728 · Post by **michelle_7728** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 7:21 am

BuddyLicious wrote:Honestly this is embarrassing but I'm a no face behind a keyboard so I'll tell you.I use one piece of toilet paper square folded long ways.This is dirt cheap,no mess and can be replaced at will thru out the day as needed.Works great.Oh yea if you use the cheap toilet paper be sure to use more than one square.I know,I know

+1. It really does work.

VinylDoctor · Post by **VinylDoctor** » Sat Oct 06, 2012 6:56 pm

I thought it was called wet tail.

Stitch · Post by **Stitch** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:40 am

Two words. Mesh thong.
Problem solved.

VinylDoctor · Post by **VinylDoctor** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 5:02 am

Stitch wrote:Two words. Mesh thong.
Problem solved.

yeah really.
you dont want your shit blowing in the wind.
err, just not in the winter too.

fossel · Post by **fossel** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 1:37 pm

just sit on a baby gator

phatch · Post by **phatch** » Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:37 pm

Best thread.

BootScootin'FireFighter · Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:22 pm

winning cannonball combination... ex-officio dry fit briefs, dry fit socks, dry fit T-shirt (target has the Champion line, which is very affordable and just standard solid colors). Then I top it off with a cozy Airhawk 2 seat cushion. That way I don't get a rash on my rash.

Our old MB friend Pete, aka "trackpete" posted this recently on his facebook page. I thought it was really cool. For those who don't remember Pete, he rode a Rattler 110 from Washington DC to the northernmost point in Alaska about 2 years ago, spending months on the road and meandering his was back across country. He was a big supporter of Ex-officio apparel. He also chimed in on the first page of this thread, but I felt like sharing this as well.

So, apparently this is a real display at Sea-Tac as spotted by a couple of my friends in town for PAX - if you've followed my adventures, you'll know I'm a huge fan of ExOfficio clothing for their intense durability, comfort, and lack of odor.

I sent a pair of pants with dirt, blood, and oil from four continents baked into them and a shirt that I wore for the better part of six months without a ...proper wash back to them for research and a thank-you, they liked the story enough to put them on display in their store!

All the pictures there (including the background) are ones from my trip around South America, feels pretty good to see that!

If you wonder, I still wear ExOfficio every day, especially when I'm training parkour. Often people go "aren't you hot wearing pants?" and don't understand when I respond "nah, it's exofficio!"

VinylDoctor · Post by **VinylDoctor** » Mon Oct 08, 2012 8:40 pm

If you crash in a field. do you get grassy ass?

chas · Post by **chas** » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:32 pm

BootScootin'FireFighter wrote:winning cannonball combination... ex-officio dry fit briefs, dry fit socks, dry fit T-shirt (target has the Champion line, which is very affordable and just standard solid colors). Then I top it off with a cozy Airhawk 2 seat cushion. That way I don't get a rash on my rash.

That is a LOT of stuff to put in your butt-crack just to avoid sweat.