

Walked out to this:

Dripped all the way down

In every crack and crevice

Thick goopy layer of paint

I was able to wash off 95% of it. I was afraid to use anything stronger than soap and water. A few thin streams had dried and my scooter has blue streaks that are settled in in a few places. Luckily nothing made it into my seat or pet carrier, BUT it did get all along the seam of the seat and along the rim of the inside, due to the sheer amount. Called and spoke to a police officer, and will go in person later today to file an official report. Called insurance: it's covered, but my deductible is $250, so this will likely all be out of pocket.
I think most of it I can handle myself. I spent about 2 to 3 hours this morning working on it. I think the seat cover is permanently damaged though (the whole backside was covered, and it started to dry after I wiped off most of it). I'll probably need to ask my shop to remove/replace the seat upholestry. Having that off should make cleaning the rim/seal easier. Right now, every time I open/close it some of it leaks back out, so I basically put a ton of paper towels all along the seat so that when I close it, they suck up more paint. (Ie, I think some paint got sucked up and is covered by the frilly/ruffled part underneath the seat.) So frustrated, and disappointed. I've lived on that block since 2008, first time I ever saw anything like this. Really hurtful to happen on our home street! My wife thought someone was out to get me, because who carries around paint? We occasionally see graffiti in our general area of LA, but this was obviously not spray paint. I'm hard-pressed to think it was an accident....(someone put a giant can of paint on my seat and it tipped over?).
Any advice on what to do for the rest of it? What should I clean it with? At work, I have access to virtually any chemical you can think of, but wasn't sure what would be safe to use without further hurting Blitzen. I was able to wash off most of it, but the parts that had dried before I got to them are left with a blueish tint that soap wouldn't remove.