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[NSR] funniest amazon reviews for a car product

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:27 am
by Mary Somerville
Yes, I know y'all don't have cars, but you have to check out this item at Amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8/ref=cm_cmu_pg__header

The reviews for this thing are comedy gold. My personal favorite was Bitsy and the logging truck.

I had to add a review asking if it would work on a scooter.

4.0 out of 5 stars
Need some guidance, November 29, 2009
By MEM (Somerville, MA United States)

Will this work on my scooter? Has anyone tried that?

Thanks in advance for any guidance on that.

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:40 am
by Skootz Kabootz
That is hysterical! I have a much higher view of the Amazon community after reading some of those comments. Too funny.

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 6:52 am
by Jackie F
TM's is hysterical:

Wow is this thing great! I use it as a "mini-bar" when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired!

Also, i am now dating a midget and she fits nicely on the steering wheel desk which allows us to experiment sexually while driving. This thing is like WD-40 or duct tape, it is a million and one uses!


At the beginning of the Harry Potter explosion, Amazon was selling a toy that was a vibrating broom with "flying" sounds. There were reviews by mothers who say how the kids love it. Then, there were reviews by moms who took the brooms away from the kids and were keeping it for themselves.

For more info: http://www.cwfa.org/articles/753/CFI/cfreport/

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:21 pm
by babblefish
Loved the Amazon reviews - really made my day. I've been looking for a less expensive laptop for a long time and $18.75 sounds like a steal! Plus the fact that it's easy to store on the back seat when you're not driving. I just have to install a steering wheel onto my scooter first...and a back seat.

And even though I'm a guy, umm, does anyone know where I can buy one of those Harry Potter brooms? New would be fine, but used would be prefered.

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:51 pm
by Coffeejunkie
Jackie F wrote:TM's is hysterical:

Wow is this thing great! I use it as a "mini-bar" when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired!

Also, i am now dating a midget and she fits nicely on the steering wheel desk which allows us to experiment sexually while driving. This thing is like WD-40 or duct tape, it is a million and one uses!


At the beginning of the Harry Potter explosion, Amazon was selling a toy that was a vibrating broom with "flying" sounds. There were reviews by mothers who say how the kids love it. Then, there were reviews by moms who took the brooms away from the kids and were keeping it for themselves.

For more info: http://www.cwfa.org/articles/753/CFI/cfreport/
My personal favorite reviewed amazon item was for a 1 gallon jug of milk. However the reviews for this item are fricking hilarious.

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:55 pm
by jfrost2
The product itself is too funny. Laptop/work desk while driving? I think purchasing this equals a 911 call to the hospital.

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 3:57 pm
by bluebuddygirl
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Best thing I have seen online in a long time. A lot of thought went into some of those reviews. Ironically, this product would actually come in handy for me, as I do a lot of grading in my truck (parked in a parking lot of course). Did anyone else look at the alternate views of the product. They include scenes of huge car pileups. Absolutely amazing.

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 5:43 pm
by Ray Knobs
Is that steering wheel upside down?

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 9:44 pm
by broke
My son showed me this Amazon t-shirt (3 wolves howling at a moon):
http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Three-Sh ... -1-catcorr

Apparently, because of the Amazon reviews for this t-shirt being an internet phenomenon, Dwight wore the shirt in an episode of The Office.

The reviews are hillarious. My favorite:
"Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather."

Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:29 pm
by Roose Hurro
Ray Knobs wrote:Is that steering wheel upside down?
Yes, that steering wheel is, indeed, upside-down. Why? Well, it was designed so you have to be driving in circles to use it......... >.<


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