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[NSR] National Orgasm Day
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:48 am
by hillbillybear
Everybody, get at attention and get in there and do your part. Hey little guy. Yes, you. get over here. You obviously need some help. Somebody, give this guy a hand.
http://www.globalorgasm.org/
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:15 am
by laxer
I find this thread to be in poor taste and fairly offensive.
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:18 am
by bigbropgo

yea...kinda produced a WTF moment for me.
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:41 pm
by nissanman
You have generated a WTF moment from Rattler/PMX owners... that's a first!
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:00 pm
by BuddyRaton
bigbropgo wrote:
yea...kinda produced a WTF moment for me.
I find it VERY ironic that orgasms for peace are so disturbing to some that it inspires a "What The F***"" reply!
If done properly, a good F*** will result in aiding world peace!
I have been...and will continue...to do my part!

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:25 pm
by ericalm
I'm not sure what people were expecting to find when opening a thread called "National Orgasm Day."
If that's the kind of thing you're likely to find offensive, there's always the option of not reading it or clicking the links.
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:43 pm
by Lostmycage
But how will we know what's inside?! I'm offended that... hrmm... damn, I can't really think of a good reason to be offended, but I kinda feel like I should be offended.
I think I'm just confused. Also... The topic missed the deadline.
Looks like we're looking at ModernVespa threads and commenting on them over here. That's offensive! Wait.. no, I got that wrong again. It's confusing.
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:15 pm
by bigbropgo
BuddyRaton wrote:bigbropgo wrote:
yea...kinda produced a WTF moment for me.
I find it VERY ironic that orgasms for peace are so disturbing to some that it inspires a "What The F***"" reply!
If done properly, a good F*** will result in aiding world peace!
I have been...and will continue...to do my part!

too funny. it was so late last night when i was logged on and this popped up. of course i looked. but still thought WTF !?!

i hope to do what i can for world peace this holiday season. if the planets all align and all is right in the universe i hope to help world peace twice.
happy festivus everyone.
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:53 pm
by illnoise
I'm not a prude or anything, I like orgasms as much as the next guy, but on the other hand, it's not marked OT, (and it's a little far OT even by my standards)
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:10 pm
by db
Sharing is caring

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:59 pm
by nissanman
Could care less about the original topic, I was suprised that a 2 stroke scooter pilot would get Rattled by the topic. But ya gotta expect something about orgasms in a thread that has it in the title, no suprises there. The suprise is that Kazoo didn't post this one

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:02 pm
by jmazza
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:50 pm
by hillbillybear
My apologies to the nice people on this forum who were offended. I pulled this off the modernvespa site. Everyone on there had a riot with it. And obviously quite a few people on here thought just as much of it. Does this mean that Buddy riders are more uptight ******** than the Vespa folks. I doubt it. Some people need to have a bit of fun in life and not take things so seriously.
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:34 pm
by Orange Guy
Nothing to be offended about. Orgasms are part of life ... and if they aren't, you're doing it wrong.
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:35 pm
by Lostmycage
Orange Guy wrote:Nothing to be offended about. Orgasms are part of life ... and if they aren't, you're doing it wrong.

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:41 pm
by Skootz Kabootz
Dang. Missed the deadline. Ah well, might as well get a good headstart on next year...

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:15 pm
by KCScooterDude
Okay, I'll go ahead and say it: Every day is National Orgasm Day at my house.
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:17 pm
by bigbropgo
doesn't count if its solo.

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:51 pm
by BuddyRaton
bigbropgo wrote:doesn't count if its solo.

Oh yes it does!
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:13 pm
by pugbuddy
Gotta say that I'm not so much offended as struck by how immensely stupid the website's supposed logic is.... Oh well, moving on now.

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:29 pm
by laxer
Perhaps offended was the wrong word. Base, classless, in poor taste, stupid, unfunny, not clever, don't know why it's on a scooter forum, lame, kitsch...
Why is it stupid? Why are you offended?
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:43 pm
by hillbillybear
Here is the lady who started the thread on the Vespa site.
http://www.modernvespa.com/forum/topic58463
Obviously an attractive looking lady with a very nice smile. Nice sense of humor and pretty hair. Wonder why the Vespa guys had such a good time with it and a few of the Buddy guys didn't. hhhhmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:52 pm
by BuddyRaton
laxer wrote:Perhaps offended was the wrong word. Base, classless, in poor taste, stupid, unfunny, not clever, don't know why it's on a scooter forum, lame, kitsch...
And yet...you keep returning!

haha
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:06 am
by hillbillybear
ha ha. Some of you guys would be great to share a beer and a big ol' roasted pig with. I hope to have the opportunity to do that someday.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:07 am
by ericalm
If anyone clicks on the link, the site for this is anything but offensive. In fact, I found it to be a little too innocuous and flakey for its own good, as if they went far out of their way to avoid offending anyone with anything other than the mere mention of orgasms.
illnoise wrote:I'm not a prude or anything, I like orgasms as much as the next guy, but on the other hand, it's not marked OT, (and it's a little far OT even by my standards)
This occurred to me as well. Then I thought, "Well, I don't think anyone will mistake it for the similar but more relevant National Scooter Orgasm Day."
As far as how far off topic we can go here⦠Well, I don't really care as long as members are somewhat interested and the Guidelines are observed. But, yes, as the Guidelines state, these types of things should be clearly labeled "NSR."
hillbillybear wrote:Here is the lady who started the thread on the Vespa site.
http://www.modernvespa.com/forum/topic58463
Obviously an attractive looking lady with a very nice smile. Nice sense of humor and pretty hair. Wonder why the Vespa guys had such a good time with it and a few of the Buddy guys didn't. hhhhmmmmmmmmmmm
This is the point at which it starts to seem a little creepy.

Sorry Guys and gals
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:50 am
by hillbillybear
Look everybody, I'm a bit silly. I like to have fun. I'm spontaneous and for some people it comes across that I'm vulgar and crude on occassion. I'm not. I have a family and I love people about as much as I love chicken wings. I thought since so many people had a blast with this on the Vespa site that the Buddy crowd would likewise. Obviously some did not. My apologies again.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:13 am
by TVB
ericalm wrote:Then I thought, "Well, I don't think anyone will mistake it for the similar but more relevant National Scooter Orgasm Day."
Well, sure... we all know that isn't until April.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:14 am
by Lostmycage
No sweat. It's not like we started a war or anything because we were too busy... I'm stopping right there.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 5:01 am
by Skootz Kabootz
TVB wrote:ericalm wrote:Then I thought, "Well, I don't think anyone will mistake it for the similar but more relevant National Scooter Orgasm Day."
Well, sure... we all know that isn't until April.
I've booked my motel room already.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 5:45 am
by KCScooterDude
bigbropgo wrote:doesn't count if its solo.

There is a Mrs. KCScooterDude, just so ya know.

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:28 am
by bigbropgo
Just playing my friend.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:02 am
by ericalm
Skootz Kabootz wrote:TVB wrote:ericalm wrote:Then I thought, "Well, I don't think anyone will mistake it for the similar but more relevant National Scooter Orgasm Day."
Well, sure... we all know that isn't until April.
I've booked my motel room already.
TMI! That's really between you and your scooter.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:44 pm
by KABarash
ericalm wrote:TMI! That's really between you and your scooter.
HUH???
I don't get it?? TMI??
Three
Mile
Island? That's just a couple miles up the road from here...
Oragsm day, I'm single,
danmit!
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:33 pm
by ericalm
KABarash wrote:ericalm wrote:TMI! That's really between you and your scooter.
HUH???
I don't get it?? TMI??
Three
Mile
Island? That's just a couple miles up the road from here...
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/too_much_information
KABarash wrote:
Oragsm day, I'm single, danmit!
Don't let that stop you.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:54 pm
by charlie55
Well, my mother-in-law's going home tomorrow after a week's stay, and the woman's prattled non-stop for the entire duration. Three days into her visit, we found the kids' hamster dead in it's cage: an apparent suicide complete with a miniature braided rope, overturned chair, and a goodbye note.
So, you wanna talk orgasms? Open your window tomorrow at 11:00 AM Eastern time and you'll hear a duet of "Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes, YES!" as she backs out of the driveway and starts her return trip to the netherworld.
Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:04 pm
by ericalm
charlie55 wrote:Well, my mother-in-law's going home tomorrow after a week's stay, and the woman's prattled non-stop for the entire duration. Three days into her visit, we found the kids' hamster dead in it's cage: an apparent suicide complete with a miniature braided rope, overturned chair, and a goodbye note.
So, you wanna talk orgasms? Open your window tomorrow at 11:00 AM Eastern time and you'll hear a duet of "Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes, YES!" as she backs out of the driveway and starts her return trip to the netherworld.
Best. Orgasm-Related Mother in Law Hamster Suicide Post. Ever.
Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:24 am
by bigbropgo
ericalm wrote:charlie55 wrote:Well, my mother-in-law's going home tomorrow after a week's stay, and the woman's prattled non-stop for the entire duration. Three days into her visit, we found the kids' hamster dead in it's cage: an apparent suicide complete with a miniature braided rope, overturned chair, and a goodbye note.
So, you wanna talk orgasms? Open your window tomorrow at 11:00 AM Eastern time and you'll hear a duet of "Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes, YES!" as she backs out of the driveway and starts her return trip to the netherworld.
Best. Orgasm-Related Mother in Law Hamster Suicide Post. Ever.
Holly crap, thats funny.

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:53 am
by nissanman
That Hamster never stood a chance did it?

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:03 am
by Roose Hurro
......... ive been blinded for life.........
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Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:46 am
by Lostmycage
charlie55 wrote:Well, my mother-in-law's going home tomorrow after a week's stay, and the woman's prattled non-stop for the entire duration. Three days into her visit, we found the kids' hamster dead in it's cage: an apparent suicide complete with a miniature braided rope, overturned chair, and a goodbye note.
So, you wanna talk orgasms? Open your window tomorrow at 11:00 AM Eastern time and you'll hear a duet of "Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes, YES!" as she backs out of the driveway and starts her return trip to the netherworld.
You win this thread, Charlie55.
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:12 am
by Rob
bigbropgo wrote:doesn't count if its solo.

And I've been telling people I was a virgin until I was 13 .... actually I made it to 17.
Rob
Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:19 am
by Rob
charlie55 wrote:Well, my mother-in-law's going home tomorrow after a week's stay, and the woman's prattled non-stop for the entire duration. Three days into her visit, we found the kids' hamster dead in it's cage: an apparent suicide complete with a miniature braided rope, overturned chair, and a goodbye note.
So, you wanna talk orgasms? Open your window tomorrow at 11:00 AM Eastern time and you'll hear a duet of "Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes, YES!" as she backs out of the driveway and starts her return trip to the netherworld.

I feel your pain and remember it all too well.
Rob