How not to repair a scooter
Posted: Fri Nov 05, 2010 11:14 pm
This was just too funny not to tell ya'll about.
I recently moved and since I work from home most of the time and have a lot of work to do around here, the scooter doesn't see much action. The last time I rode was in August when I rode it here, and since it sits in the garage.
One day I decided to move it to the other side of the garage to make room for a car. I put the keys in, turned it to On, unlocked the wheel and moved it.
About 2 weeks ago I had a chance to ride it (finally) and noticed the key was still in it and in the On position. No problem, I thought, I have a battery tender. So I rig it up, charge it, but when I try to start it, it turns over once, but no go. Well, maybe the battery needs a-changin'. It is 3 years old anyway. So I buy a new one.
A few days later on a Sunday I finally get the chance to put in the battery and take it for a spin. I was really looking forward to it. I also bought a new and improved headlamp for better visibility. I go to bolt the battery in, but the bolts don't tighten. Drat, the new battery has no nuts and I didn't take them out of my old one. Plus the shop is closed Sun and Mon.
On Tues I go down and get the hardware. On the following Saturday I put the new battery in. But no start again! By the time I had the time to get to it, the shop was already closed until Tues. So I wait and on Tues I call the shop. It was recommended I try to kick start it to rule out a bad battery. (I never thought to do this, in 3 years I never had to kick start. It always just started.) Same result. It turns over, but never gets engaged. Ok, so I call the shop to get it picked up (I don't have a ramp or anyone to help load it in the pickup). But fate is not with me. The shop is one less mechanic for the week and they can't spare someone to get it.
The next morning I scrounge for some 2x6's and put some bricks behind them to try to jerry-rig a ramp. I had the scooter about a foot up and thought, not a good idea, so back in the garage it went.
The kicker is a scooter rally is in town the coming weekend (starts tonight), so its either try to fix it myself or not ride until I get it fixed in Feb or Mar. I used to ride to work in the winter, but now that I work a casa, I figure I can wait until fairer weather comes back.
I think about it. If I am lucky maybe it's just a bad plug. So I unscrew some plastic, put in the spark plug socket I use on my truck, but it is way to big. I get my sockets and start testing out different ones to determine if I have the socket. I did!
But it was not a deep well socket, so the socket is all snug around the plug, and I can't reach it to take it out. I try needle nose pliers, but no luck. So I start unscrewing stuff to see if I can get better access to it. It was fun, never had a garage to work in before, so I never opened her up.
Eventually I unscrew enough stuff to get at it and pull it out. Awesome. If I have time tomorrow maybe I can pick up a spark plug and the right size socket to try that out after playing with the carburetor. (I would have tested the carburetor out this evening, but I left the key on the last time I was trying to kickstart it, so have to wait for it to charge anyway).
Now I just have to screw it together to get back to to square 1. So I start screwin' and it is going well. Just one more to go. It is a tricky one to get that screw started, but I feel am feeling pretty good right now. I put it on the end of the screwdriver (it actually fit on the head pretty snugly), start going in, hit something, and the screw comes off the head of the screwdriver.
It didn't make the typical metal to concrete sound. More like metal to metal. Oh great, the screw is somewhere in the scooter. I look around on the floor, and I lean the scooter over to each side hoping the screw will come out. It doesn't.
So I start unscrewing plastic thinking it got lodged somewhere. Finally with a flashlight I found it on top of what I'll call the engine block. I screw it in, put all the plastic together. Success! but I still don't have a ride for the rally.
I recently moved and since I work from home most of the time and have a lot of work to do around here, the scooter doesn't see much action. The last time I rode was in August when I rode it here, and since it sits in the garage.
One day I decided to move it to the other side of the garage to make room for a car. I put the keys in, turned it to On, unlocked the wheel and moved it.
About 2 weeks ago I had a chance to ride it (finally) and noticed the key was still in it and in the On position. No problem, I thought, I have a battery tender. So I rig it up, charge it, but when I try to start it, it turns over once, but no go. Well, maybe the battery needs a-changin'. It is 3 years old anyway. So I buy a new one.
A few days later on a Sunday I finally get the chance to put in the battery and take it for a spin. I was really looking forward to it. I also bought a new and improved headlamp for better visibility. I go to bolt the battery in, but the bolts don't tighten. Drat, the new battery has no nuts and I didn't take them out of my old one. Plus the shop is closed Sun and Mon.
On Tues I go down and get the hardware. On the following Saturday I put the new battery in. But no start again! By the time I had the time to get to it, the shop was already closed until Tues. So I wait and on Tues I call the shop. It was recommended I try to kick start it to rule out a bad battery. (I never thought to do this, in 3 years I never had to kick start. It always just started.) Same result. It turns over, but never gets engaged. Ok, so I call the shop to get it picked up (I don't have a ramp or anyone to help load it in the pickup). But fate is not with me. The shop is one less mechanic for the week and they can't spare someone to get it.
The next morning I scrounge for some 2x6's and put some bricks behind them to try to jerry-rig a ramp. I had the scooter about a foot up and thought, not a good idea, so back in the garage it went.
The kicker is a scooter rally is in town the coming weekend (starts tonight), so its either try to fix it myself or not ride until I get it fixed in Feb or Mar. I used to ride to work in the winter, but now that I work a casa, I figure I can wait until fairer weather comes back.
I think about it. If I am lucky maybe it's just a bad plug. So I unscrew some plastic, put in the spark plug socket I use on my truck, but it is way to big. I get my sockets and start testing out different ones to determine if I have the socket. I did!
But it was not a deep well socket, so the socket is all snug around the plug, and I can't reach it to take it out. I try needle nose pliers, but no luck. So I start unscrewing stuff to see if I can get better access to it. It was fun, never had a garage to work in before, so I never opened her up.
Eventually I unscrew enough stuff to get at it and pull it out. Awesome. If I have time tomorrow maybe I can pick up a spark plug and the right size socket to try that out after playing with the carburetor. (I would have tested the carburetor out this evening, but I left the key on the last time I was trying to kickstart it, so have to wait for it to charge anyway).
Now I just have to screw it together to get back to to square 1. So I start screwin' and it is going well. Just one more to go. It is a tricky one to get that screw started, but I feel am feeling pretty good right now. I put it on the end of the screwdriver (it actually fit on the head pretty snugly), start going in, hit something, and the screw comes off the head of the screwdriver.
It didn't make the typical metal to concrete sound. More like metal to metal. Oh great, the screw is somewhere in the scooter. I look around on the floor, and I lean the scooter over to each side hoping the screw will come out. It doesn't.
So I start unscrewing plastic thinking it got lodged somewhere. Finally with a flashlight I found it on top of what I'll call the engine block. I screw it in, put all the plastic together. Success! but I still don't have a ride for the rally.