This was my first mistake: Telling them.
When you work at a theater, NEVER tell your boss that you are learning something that they can potentially use to overwhelm you with

So, now our booking admin has been taking on clients with all sorts of obtuse and outlandish sound requirements that our 80+ year old venue can barely do. And, every time I look at them like they're on crack for telling the client we can do this, they say "Oh, you're the engineer! I'm sure you have some gizmo that will make it easy". And these days, with jobs that don't involve sign twirling or taco making hard to come by, I'm left with the puzzle of the week whatever it may be.
This is the root of why I don't have new stuff for the Rattler, or even why I couldn't rebuild the P200e proper: I keep having to buy new crap!!! Now, most of it can also be used for school and the University I work with is willing (sometimes) to reimburse me for gear needed for a show, but that also means they get to keep it. Either way, the heart attack of buying tools for the job is particularly intense for me. And, it seems to be a pattern that the employer leans on it's specialists to source the ger required on the job without as much as a nod from payroll or accounting on how it's going to be paid for. More and more companies are expecting employees to foot the costs of doing business FOR the company. Now, every worker needs tools and it's ridiculous to expect an employer to pay for it all. You are expected to have your own gear. But when it comes to specialized hardware that the venue doesn't have the capabilities for at the time, why am I stuck making it work for them on my dime?!?! I'm not good at spending money. This is why I ride a scooter!! It's fun, cheap and easy on the long term financial plan. But, when needs must...
So, I end my rant surrounded by boxes discarded from MIDI Controllers, DAW workstation software and interfaces that I did NOT need, but at the same time needed. I think my helmet is down below that crap somewhere.
And, the only bit of kit I will be able to get for the scooter are saddlebags. Saddlebags to carry all this crap around with me to work!

I even had to take the CAR to work yesterday.
/rant off