Modern Buddy

So today I took the nephew on the Radio Flyer wagon and walked the 1 mile to the park by my house and it occured to me that some of these play area climbable things are like "boot camp" for children. I got this mental image of R. Lee Ermy in a certain Stan Kubriack film with a bunch of toddlers lined up, screaming, "Up n over maggots"....Maybe it was the heat...( I would upload a pic if I knew how to get it from my phone...

his would be more like:

You will get across all those @#$# monkey bars you @#$#$#, #@$#@$, #@$#@$ (some bizarre adjective) or I will end you! I will be knee deep in your @#$#, with @#$#@$!

That guy truly is awesome. It would certainly motivate me to try harder!