Modern Buddy

I hear of a man eating another mans face? I hope the cop shot the zombie in the head...So this is how it starts...

To be exact, it was one NAKED man eating another NAKED man's face and yes this IS how it starts

OK here is my problem, I am sure I could use my side arm to kill a zombie while on my 170i, but I need practice using the bow, and I will need a passenger to engage the zippo so we can light the arrows on fire.

Oh forget the fire, nobody wants a flaming zombie eating them

agrogod wrote:Oh forget the fire, nobody wants a flaming zombie eating them

THAT has got to be an adult beverage! (one that those who were permitted could drink responsibly, when not fighting zombies or riding Buddys)

Ha! and people laughed at me for playing so many lonley late night hours of killing zombies in games.
I kept telling them it was all training.

And here's a link to the recipe for a Flaming Zombie

agrogod wrote:And here's a link to the recipe for a Flaming Zombie

citation for conspicuous gallantry in recipe finding for you!

This guy is first to go. Zombie bastard already over took a Vino

Bring it!

Whats wrong with you people? Are you all such trendy internet losers that you can not tell the difference between fact and fiction. This has nothing to do with zombies, this is Cannibalism. Last time i checked, Hannible Lector was not a zombie and Silence of the Lambs/Red Dragon were not Zombie Flicks. Cannibals are real, people do get eaten all over the world every year. There have even been CL postings for ppl seeking ppl to eat. And one of these so called 'zombies' in the news even posted on his FB page that he wanted to eat people for sacrifice and mused on the psychological damage done to a person after such an act. Also, apocalypse is Greek for revelation, i don't know why that word gets thrown around as a synonym for cataclysm.

If I understand correctly, The Book of Revelations would then be The Book of Apocalypse, I think you answered your own question.

Trojan_Reggae wrote:Whats wrong with you people? Are you all such trendy internet losers that you can not tell the difference between fact and fiction. This has nothing to do with zombies, this is Cannibalism. Last time i checked, Hannible Lector was not a zombie and Silence of the Lambs/Red Dragon were not Zombie Flicks. Cannibals are real, people do get eaten all over the world every year. There have even been CL postings for ppl seeking ppl to eat. And one of these so called 'zombies' in the news even posted on his FB page that he wanted to eat people for sacrifice and mused on the psychological damage done to a person after such an act. Also, apocalypse is Greek for revelation, i don't know why that word gets thrown around as a synonym for cataclysm.

Ladies and gentlemen, here we have a fine example of someone who doesn't understand humor. Note how the joke sails gracefully over his head in a smooth ballistic arc. Also take note of his stylish fanny-pack. You'll often see these being displayed by humans who don't understand social interaction.

Hwarang wrote:

Trojan_Reggae wrote:Whats wrong with you people? Are you all such trendy internet losers that you can not tell the difference between fact and fiction. This has nothing to do with zombies, this is Cannibalism. Last time i checked, Hannible Lector was not a zombie and Silence of the Lambs/Red Dragon were not Zombie Flicks. Cannibals are real, people do get eaten all over the world every year. There have even been CL postings for ppl seeking ppl to eat. And one of these so called 'zombies' in the news even posted on his FB page that he wanted to eat people for sacrifice and mused on the psychological damage done to a person after such an act. Also, apocalypse is Greek for revelation, i don't know why that word gets thrown around as a synonym for cataclysm.

Ladies and gentlemen, here we have a fine example of someone who doesn't understand humor. Note how the joke sails gracefully over his head in a smooth ballistic arc. Also take note of his stylish fanny-pack. You'll often see these being displayed by humans who don't understand social interaction.

Glad you cleared that up, because I almost put my zombie fighting gear away! Just to be clear, and fair, should we ask any suspected zombies if they are really cannibals? Just to be sure.

agrogod wrote:And here's a link to the recipe for a Flaming Zombie

The drink recipe says at the end to "be sure to blow out the flame before drinking" (or something to that effect).

Really?!

Forget zombies. I just need to know if EMP's would burn out Buddy circuitry and if so are there bikes that would not have that issue.

Don't forget the first post.

So what started this latest fad of zombies taking over the world?

Just sounds like your typical tweaker. Nothing special here... seriously. After driving a cab for 2 years, I almost come to expect this kind of behaviour from an average Meth addict. Then again, some people lead sheltered lives.

neotrotsky wrote:Just sounds like your typical tweaker. Nothing special here... seriously. After driving a cab for 2 years, I almost come to expect this kind of behaviour from an average Meth addict. Then again, some people lead sheltered lives.

Nothing special? You are used to and/or expect bad behaviors perhaps, but this? Did you drive your cab armored or wear a hockey mask? Wear your full-face motorcycle helmet while driving. [Not to start a helmet type argument, but I sincerely believe that a full-face helmet is simply safer than a half-helmet in terms of protecting yourself from having your face literally eaten.]

I must admit I'm more than a little surprised to hear that 18 minutes of naked, literal cannibalism of a living person is "typical" from a meth-head [in Arizona?]. O.o

Trojan_Reggae wrote:Whats wrong with you people? Are you all such trendy internet losers that you can not tell the difference between fact and fiction. This has nothing to do with zombies, this is Cannibalism. Last time i checked, Hannible Lector was not a zombie and Silence of the Lambs/Red Dragon were not Zombie Flicks. Cannibals are real, people do get eaten all over the world every year. There have even been CL postings for ppl seeking ppl to eat. And one of these so called 'zombies' in the news even posted on his FB page that he wanted to eat people for sacrifice and mused on the psychological damage done to a person after such an act. Also, apocalypse is Greek for revelation, i don't know why that word gets thrown around as a synonym for cataclysm.

I'm with this guy. My issue is I have to listen to this zombie apocalypse talk all the time. You can't go anywhere without hearing someone talk about it. For every 5 people that think it's a joke there is one that really believes it will happen. That person has a specially equipped shotgun at home and sits around playing borderlands. Gun manufacturers have started introducing zombie editions. You can buy zombie bullets now. I guess I don't understand the zombie fantasy that so many people enjoy.

lovemysan wrote:I'm with this guy. My issue is I have to listen to this zombie apocalypse talk all the time. You can't go anywhere without hearing someone talk about it. For every 5 people that think it's a joke there is one that really believes it will happen. That person has a specially equipped shotgun at home and sits around playing borderlands. Gun manufacturers have started introducing zombie editions. You can buy zombie bullets now. I guess I don't understand the zombie fantasy that so many people enjoy.

You did not have to subject yourself to this thread, now did you?

Stormswift, all we have to do is develop some kind of a sail that propels our Buddys.

Stormswift wrote:Forget zombies. I just need to know if EMP's would burn out Buddy circuitry and if so are there bikes that would not have that issue.

Stormswift go here for some Anti-EMP info.

And it seems the CDC is taking this some what seriously as a statement was released saying something like "There is no known pathogen that will reanimate the dead".
But isn't that what you would expect them to say to avoid a panic

Stormswift wrote:Forget zombies. I just need to know if EMP's would burn out Buddy circuitry and if so are there bikes that would not have that issue.

^^^ I knew I liked you....Okay, you get a free pass into the "zombie-proof" compound


And those of you taking this too seriously...LIGHTEN UP!

I am a khalliadge edumacated man, and I had my firearms BEFORE the trendy zombie stuff...Its entertrainment...RELAX!

viney266 wrote:

Stormswift wrote:Forget zombies. I just need to know if EMP's would burn out Buddy circuitry and if so are there bikes that would not have that issue.

^^^ I knew I liked you....Okay, you get a free pass into the "zombie-proof" compound


And those of you taking this too seriously...LIGHTEN UP!

I am a khalliadge edumacated man, and I had my firearms BEFORE the trendy zombie stuff...Its entertrainment...RELAX!

Yes i also heard that a naked man ate another man's face and then this zombie start.Mens Halloween Costumes

Spambot reviving a zombie thread .... about ZOMBIES?!?!?!

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! For the love of all things holy DOUBE-F'ING-TAP!!!!!

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