Modern Buddy

After a thread in the RH/Rat/Cat section, I have to ask... what are your favorite movie quotes of all time.

One of my favorites is from Willow
"Outta the way, peck"

from Blazing Saddles
"Somebody's gonna have to go back and get a shitload of dimes!"

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…and I’m all out of bubblegum.”

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."


P.S. To make this tread scooter related, "You've murdered me scooter!"

"That's a big Twinkie."

"Somebody wake up Hicks!"

Fill your hand, you sonuvabitch!

That is not my dog. (use a french accent)

"**** Martha Stewart!"
-Tyler Durden

jrsjr wrote:P.S. To make this tread scooter related, "You've murdered me scooter!"

I believe it was, "You've killed me scooter!"

Mine: "That'll do pig, that'll do".
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Peter Fonda is driving a bad ass black Charger in some kind of race (it was an early 70's movie). Anyhoo, his navigator and mechanic start arguing because they got turned around and fell behind at the beginning of the race. Peter Fonda yells,
"ALLRIGHT! so we got off to a bad start! Know what it means to me to get off to a bad start?!?....Not a goddamned thing!!!"

"Listen up, you primitive screwheads!" "This is my BOOMSTICK!" (Army of Darkness)

"Do you realize the street value of this mountain?!" "Now that's just a damned shame, throwin' out a perfectly good white boy like that." (Better Off Dead)

"Is it just me, or has this trip gone down hill since we run outta Lucky Lager?" "'Dell, put yer titty back up." (Kalifornia)

Ewan Mcgregors opening from "Trainspottting": Choose life, choose a job, a carrer, choose a family, choose a f'n big television, washing machines and electrical tin openers.. Choose good health, choose low cholestrol and good dental insurance, choose fixed morgage paments, a starter home, choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage, choose a three piece suite on a higher purchase, choose d.i.y and wondering who you are on a f'n sunday morning, choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing f'n junk food into your mouth... Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a home nothing more than a miserable embarrassment to the f'd up brats you've spawned to repace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I wanna do a thing like that? I Chose not to choose life. And the reasons? There are no reasons."

All young guns:
"I coulda killed ya Dick, I don't wanna kill ya, I wanna eat."
"Hey dog, hey dog, did you see the size of that chicken?"
"Hey Chayvez, why ain't they killin us?"
"Cause we,re in the spirit world acehole they cain't see us..."

My all time fave movie: Dead Man

"Do you have any tobacco?"
" I am William Blake have you heard my Poetry?"
"This vision of Christ that you seek, is my visions greatest enemy"
"I told you, I don't smoke..."
"Well damn, I guess nobody gets you then..."

" All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine. "

pdxrita wrote:

jrsjr wrote:P.S. To make this tread scooter related, "You've murdered me scooter!"

I believe it was, "You've killed me scooter!"

Woops! You know it's only 21 days 'til this comes out on Blu-Ray, right?

luv "goodfellas"

"i do not think that word means what you think it means" -princess bride

"keep rocking, don't stop!" -french peas from some veggie tales movie

From my favorite movie of all time...
"we'll always have paris"

iMoses wrote:From my favorite movie of all time...
"we'll always have paris"

Man, how could I have forgotten Casablanca? Every other line in that movie is an absolute gem:

Captain Renault: What in heaven's name brought you to Casablanca?
Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the waters.
Captain Renault: The waters? What waters? We're in the desert.
Rick: I was misinformed.

Captain Renault: Major Strasser's been shot. [pause] Round up the usual suspects.

"There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit."

I find I'm so excited, I can barely sit still or hold a thought in my head. I think it's the excitement only a free man can feel, a free man at the start of a long journey whose conclusion is uncertain. I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.



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"What an eccentric performance."

"And now *you* understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off." Jacob McCandles

We've got to find a way to make this ... fit into the hole for this ... using nothing but that.

..what hump?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

No one has mentioned the best movie quote from the best movie of all time?

"I am serious..and dont call me shirley."

A Hospital.... What is it?

It's a big building with sick people, but that's not important now.

I'll be back.

A perfect example of how the loss of inflection completely changes the meaning of words on the internet:

"What we've got here is failure to communicate"

[On the phone] "What? Smitty was decapitated by an ill-tempered, mutated sea bass?"

(Actually in the deleted scenes, so a valuable No-Prize to anyone who can ID the movie).

That pipe's being filled with human pulp - Quatermass 2
(OK, I'm a sickpuppy, sue me)

"I'm shocked! Shocked! To find gambling going on in this establishment!"
"Here are your winnings, Monsieur."
"Thank you!"

Some more beans Mr. Taggert?... I think you boys have had enough.

Badges, We don't need no Stinking Badges!

Animal House - "Christ, seven years of college down the drain."

Airplane - "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

Cool Hand Luke - "Shakin' the bush boss, shakin' the bush."

Don't remember the flick, but the line was something like - "If I'm not back in five minutes ... wait longer."

Rob

Rob wrote:Animal House - "Christ, seven years of college down the drain."

Airplane - "There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

Cool Hand Luke - "Shakin' the bush boss, shakin' the bush."

Don't remember the flick, but the line was something like - "If I'm not back in five minutes ... wait longer."

Rob

Last one sounds like "Big Trouble in Little China."

Just watched the original today:

Consider that a divorce

I'm gonna drill you, sucker! I'm gonna grind you up!

"Looks like I picked a bad day, to stop sniffin glue...."

ericalm wrote:"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Hit it"

from Smokey and the Bandit

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"We're on a mission from God."

"It's NOT a question of where he grips it."

"NONE, shall pass!" followed by "OK, . . we'll call it a draw."

"Red, . . . No Blue, . . . No <sproing>"

Said with DRAMA (and a lot of fire bolts) "Some call me, TIM!"

". . . And blow thy enemy to tiny bits."

Actually the whole movie is a string of one liners.

rkcoker wrote:Last one sounds like "Big Trouble in Little China."

"It's all in the reflexes."

ericalm wrote:"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

"...hit it."

from Casino....

"no matter how big a guy is, Nicky will take them on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And if you beat him with a gun you better kill him. Because he'll keep coming back and back until one of you is dead."

"What the f*ck is a frush?"

Booger, Revenge of the Nerds