Modern Buddy

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:47 pm**

The Lazy A**hole Scooter Society (L.A.S.S.) is an all-female scooter
club based in Philadelphia. We formed sometime last year, but are just
now getting around to organizing a meeting. Why did it take us so
long? Why, because we're lazy a**holes!

If you have a vagina and a scooter, you are welcome to join us at
National Mechanics (3rd Street b/w Chestnut & Market) on Sunday
afternoons (as in, AFTER 12 noon) for brunch and some sort of ride.

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:20 pm**

Nominated for best post ever on mb.com

I laughed so hard milk came out of my nose. And I don't even drink milk.

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:02 pm**

I agree, good stuff!

If I was a woman, I would SO join because the sense of humor = awesome!

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:51 pm**

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:56 pm**

I meet the requirements but I'm not in Philly.

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:01 pm**

To paraphrase the Big Boys, go start your own club!

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:58 pm**

I don't have a vagina, but I am a big fan of them. Does that count as close enough to join? BTW, I am lazy too.....

Posted: **Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:06 am**

So when do we get to see your club patches?

Posted: **Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:45 pm**

Ha! You should see the sketches. Hint: DD cup Vespa.

Modern Buddy

L.A.S.S. now accepting members THIS Sunday!

L.A.S.S. now accepting members THIS Sunday!