Engine Oil? Add Boric Acid WTF?

k1dude · Post by **k1dude** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:48 am

Capt_Don wrote:
k1dude wrote:I installed a flux capacitor in my Buddy this weekend and it runs great!!! I visited my great-grandfather in 1911!
How steep a hill you go down to get that scooter to 88mph?

You don't need that big of a hill if you're using unicorn pooh with a little olive oil and morning dew.

Capt_Don · Post by **Capt_Don** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:02 am

k1dude wrote:
Capt_Don wrote:
k1dude wrote:I installed a flux capacitor in my Buddy this weekend and it runs great!!! I visited my great-grandfather in 1911!
How steep a hill you go down to get that scooter to 88mph?
You don't need that big of a hill if you're using unicorn pooh with a little olive oil and morning dew.

And to think, I have three of the four elements right here!

BuddyRaton · Post by **BuddyRaton** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:58 am

Capt_Don wrote:I use unicorn pooh harvested from the fossilized remains of the Happy Magic Rainbow region of the Golden Forrest, just north of Mordor. It's a little dry, but only befor I add a teaspoon of olive oil and some moring dew.

That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard, I don't know where you got your information from...must have read it on the interwebs somewhere eh?

EVERYBODY knows that the really good stuff is located to the SOUTH of Mordor.

Wheelz · Post by **Wheelz** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:22 pm

This ones for BR....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN0-gUohb9I

Post by **ericalm** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 1:43 pm

BlueMark wrote:But again, if you are actually riding on a cheap Chinese death trap scooter, what's the harm? If boric acid (or Teflon, or Zinc, or oatmeal) works, great! If it doesn't and you can't ride the darn thing anymore? Even better, your life-span has just been extended.

Even those things cost $900-$1000, not the kind of money most people can throw away to find out if putting [whatever] in their engine helps.

BuddyRaton · Post by **BuddyRaton** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:09 pm

Wheelz wrote:This ones for BR....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN0-gUohb9I

Ahhhhh...Dude...I needed that!

Capt_Don · Post by **Capt_Don** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:39 pm

BuddyRaton wrote:
Capt_Don wrote:I use unicorn pooh harvested from the fossilized remains of the Happy Magic Rainbow region of the Golden Forrest, just north of Mordor. It's a little dry, but only befor I add a teaspoon of olive oil and some moring dew.

That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard, I don't know where you got your information from...must have read it on the interwebs somewhere eh?

EVERYBODY knows that the really good stuff is located to the SOUTH of Mordor.

Pretentious "South of Mordorers!" There goes the board!

BuddyRaton · Post by **BuddyRaton** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:20 pm

Capt_Don wrote:
BuddyRaton wrote:
Capt_Don wrote:I use unicorn pooh harvested from the fossilized remains of the Happy Magic Rainbow region of the Golden Forrest, just north of Mordor. It's a little dry, but only befor I add a teaspoon of olive oil and some moring dew.

That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard, I don't know where you got your information from...must have read it on the interwebs somewhere eh?

EVERYBODY knows that the really good stuff is located to the SOUTH of Mordor.
Pretentious "South of Mordorers!" There goes the board!

pfffft....little enders...