Horrible english in manual

Wheelz · Post by **Wheelz** » Fri May 08, 2009 6:42 pm

I just bought a Rat buck 10 and has anybody else been completely floored by the horrible butchering of the english language in the manual?
Lets give our best examples shall we?

"Note: Because the muffler is very hot (after riding), Please park your scooter away from the child, and redestrians to avoid them touching it."

What's a "REDESTRIAN" and which child should i keep it away from?

Scalpel · Post by **Scalpel** » Fri May 08, 2009 7:44 pm

The Child lives in a small walled compound in Taiwan, and is guarded by 99 martial artists known as The Rerestrians. The Child is dangerously allergic to heat, and is kept inside a bathtub full of ice cubes for 23 hours every day. On the chiming of the 24th hour, he arises from the tub, and plays in a small grassy area for 55 exactly minutes. He then kills and eats a live snake with his bare hands, and returns to the icy tub, surrounded by his deadly Rerestrians.

Now you know.

brimstone · Post by **brimstone** » Sat May 09, 2009 1:40 am

that has to be one of the funniest explanations i've ever heard. good one. HAHAHA!

Wheelz · Post by **Wheelz** » Sat May 09, 2009 6:58 am

Yes a very good explanation indeed

Thank you for the laugh outloud moment at work.
but anybody else notice this?

B02S4 · Post by **B02S4** » Sat May 09, 2009 1:50 pm

It was written in Engrish...

laxer · Post by **laxer** » Sat May 09, 2009 3:08 pm

Engrish!?