[NSR] Bacon Survey

alienmeatsack · Post by **alienmeatsack** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:43 pm

Please take a few moments to fill out this survey regarding Bacon.

CLICK HERE TO FILL OUT A BACON SURVEY. IF YOU DON'T, WE WILL KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Thank you,

The Bacon Management

robtaylor · Post by **robtaylor** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:03 pm

dademoss · Post by **dademoss** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:18 pm

CARP! I wanted death by bacon bullets.

alienmeatsack · Post by **alienmeatsack** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:21 pm

That can be arranged. In the meantime, please eat this 20lb pack of bacon in preparation.

Steven. · Post by **Steven.** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:32 pm

EGADS! Bacon perversions in the name of science: http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000070.php

Orange Guy · Post by **Orange Guy** » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:42 pm

Shamp's Meat Market in Pine River, MN has the BEST bacon.

Now I want bacon.

newslinky · Post by **newslinky** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 7:09 am

robonz23 wrote:

Wow someone must've been really bored one day taking the time to make Visio documents and surveys about bacon. I love bacon but lol c'mon

DennisD · Post by **DennisD** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:56 pm

newslinky wrote:
Wow someone must've been really bored one day taking the time to make Visio documents and surveys about bacon. I love bacon but lol c'mon

There are few things in life that are truly important. All else is distraction - time killers.

Bacon is one of the truly important things.

dademoss · Post by **dademoss** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:41 pm

YUMMMMMMM

msdallas2008 · Post by **msdallas2008** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:57 pm

Found this today & thought - how appropriate. A picture of bacon taped to a cat!

ageekgirl · Post by **ageekgirl** » Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:55 pm

I have to. From John Scalzi's blog.

And his explanation
http://scalzi.com/whatever/?page_id=1696

BuddyRaton · Post by **BuddyRaton** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:52 pm

THE POWER OF BACON!

WEST CHESTER, Ohio -- One of Rep. John Boehner’s local offices was evacuated Monday afternoon after a suspicious package arrived in the mail.
Staffers received the letter from Georgia by U.S. mail. After noticing it was leaking an oily substance, they called the Capitol police in Washington, who advised them to evacuate as a precaution and call in local authorities

Multiple police agencies responded to the Republican congressman’s West Chester office and began an investigation.

After an X-ray analysis, investigators determined the package contained bacon.
Boehner voted twice last week for a $700 billion bailout of the financial industry, which passed Friday and was signed into law by President George W. Bush.

Some critics have charged that the legislation contained unnecessary giveaways, which are sometimes referred to as “pork barrel” spending.

A spokeswoman said it's ironic someone would send Boehner bacon because he has spent his career fighting pork barrel spending.

No injuries were reported, and the incident remains under investigation. A note found in the package with the bacon was not disclosed by authorities.

msdallas2008 · Post by **msdallas2008** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 3:55 pm

No injuries were reported. <-- Too Funny!

LisaLisa · Post by **LisaLisa** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:36 pm

Sigh. What a waste of bacon.

bunny · Post by **bunny** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:56 pm

I have a friend who lives next door to a couple who have a pool. Her upstairs balcony overlooks her neighbors' pool. THey have a new pool boy. My friend says the only thing that make this young man yummier than he already is would be to have him wrapped in bacon.

Maxim advertised bacon flavored vodka a few months back.

perpetual kid sells bacon scented car air fresheners (shaped like bacon, as well)

the BEST bacon in the universe is that first piece of REAL pork bacon after having had to eat turkey bacon for years.

Nothing tastier.

SaltyDog · Post by **SaltyDog** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:58 pm

Piffle.

Try this stuff.

http://www.baconsalt.com/

I'm told it even goes on ice cream!

DennisD · Post by **DennisD** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 6:17 pm

bunny wrote:I have a friend who lives next door to a couple who have a pool. Her upstairs balcony overlooks her neighbors' pool. THey have a new pool boy. My friend says the only thing that make this young man yummier than he already is would be to have him wrapped in bacon.

Maxim advertised bacon flavored vodka a few months back.

perpetual kid sells bacon scented car air fresheners (shaped like bacon, as well)

the BEST bacon in the universe is that first piece of REAL pork bacon after having had to eat turkey bacon for years.

Nothing tastier.

Turkey bacon is NOT bacon. You really ate that stuff? On purpose? Were you under the control of the health nazis?

bunny · Post by **bunny** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:04 pm

DennisD wrote:
bunny wrote:I have a friend who lives next door to a couple who have a pool. Her upstairs balcony overlooks her neighbors' pool. THey have a new pool boy. My friend says the only thing that make this young man yummier than he already is would be to have him wrapped in bacon.

Maxim advertised bacon flavored vodka a few months back.

perpetual kid sells bacon scented car air fresheners (shaped like bacon, as well)

the BEST bacon in the universe is that first piece of REAL pork bacon after having had to eat turkey bacon for years.

Nothing tastier.
Turkey bacon is NOT bacon. You really ate that stuff? On purpose? Were you under the control of the health nazis?

I was attempting to lower my cholesterol. Needless to say, it was a failed effort. I <3 bacon too much...

alienmeatsack · Post by **alienmeatsack** » Tue Oct 07, 2008 8:34 pm

I own several things of bacon salt. It tastes a bit too much like that fake bacon stuff for me. But it's not bad if you need a little smokey almost not really bacon flavour in stuff.

And FWIW, I looked at turkey bacon at one point and most all of it has pork in it

addictionriot · Post by **addictionriot** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:15 am

lol you are a strange one

Christy · Post by **Christy** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:35 pm

the State Fair of Texas is selling Chicken Fried Bacon this year...

scootermama · Post by **scootermama** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:43 am

Eating bacon is especially delicious when Jewish....it violates the kosher food laws, and thus is forbidden. We all know anything forbidden tastes even better.

Without bacon, I would be ferklempt, possibly mishuguna.

The only thing better: sweet and sour pork.

newslinky · Post by **newslinky** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:50 am

Christy wrote:the State Fair of Texas is selling Chicken Fried Bacon this year...

My wife and children went yesterday to the State Fair of Texas and she tried some and found it not as great as all the hype had built it up to be.

Apiarist · Post by **Apiarist** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:58 am

many years ago the smell emanating from my best friend's order of double bacon at a diner we frequented reformed my vegetarian habits to one that included many servings of bacon. the power of bacon. don't deny it.

djelliott · Post by **djelliott** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 1:23 pm

Bacon can also KICK BUTT! Check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UW3fdJ_7Ig

Dustin

alienmeatsack · Post by **alienmeatsack** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:51 pm

My fascination with bacon goes way back. One day, I am going to make a suit out of bacon and live my life long dream of running a marathon in the desert in a bacon suit, stopping only to eat the suit and drink some OJ.

Speaking of bacon... here is a shirt I did for a friend years ago based on a dream he had. I wear this shit still to this day about once a week.

http://cafepress.com/baconweapon

UrbanBuddy82 · Post by **UrbanBuddy82** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:05 pm

Yall quit it! All this talk of bacon is making me HUNGRY!!!

alienmeatsack · Post by **alienmeatsack** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:08 pm

Some mornings, the snack shop has filled the building with bacon smells. I have considered going up there and asking for like 20 slices of bacon.

djelliott · Post by **djelliott** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:09 pm

Was reading this thread today and ended up getting a delicious BLT for lunch. It came on texas toast and had a slice of gouda cheese on it. All will be right in the world as I digest.

Dustin

alienmeatsack · Post by **alienmeatsack** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:57 pm

That sounds yummer!

I almost had a BLT too! EWnded up with chicken salad sammich instead. No bacon

verdecalavera · Post by **verdecalavera** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:54 pm

siobhan · Post by **siobhan** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:22 pm

Not to be political...but

r0sa · Post by **r0sa** » Thu Nov 06, 2008 6:16 pm

bacon is nasty

BuddyRaton · Post by **BuddyRaton** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 12:40 am

I know what I want for Christmas!

http://gratefulpalate.com/?p=Category_11

djelliott · Post by **djelliott** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 2:03 am

r0sa wrote:bacon is nasty

Blasphemy!!!!!!!!!!!

say four hail Porky's and eat a rack of Canadian back bacon as your pennants.

SpectrumBill · Post by **SpectrumBill** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:51 pm

<IMHO> the very best bacon I have EVER had comes from Burger's Smokehouse in California, Missouri. Country cured...peppered...thick cut...YUMMMMY! You can get some too at www.smokehouse.com/ They ship to places like, say, Denver, where really good bacon doesn't exist.

peabody99 · Post by **peabody99** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 11:16 pm

djelliott wrote:Was reading this thread today and ended up getting a delicious BLT for lunch. It came on texas toast and had a slice of gouda cheese on it. All will be right in the world as I digest.

Dustin

mmmm. where did you get this?

naptime · Post by **naptime** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:58 pm

its not funny but...

at my pizza shop, i put as much effort with my sales reps into choosing just the right bacon, as i did in choosing just the right cheese.

we litterally spent weeks testing every available bacon i could get from the distributor. size, shape, taste, etc... somewhere around 40-50 different cases of bacon were tested.

i assure you that NONE of them went to waste

the ones that didnt make the cut. were taken home to be used there

and, after finally deciding on the perfect bacon.... we unveiled out BLT pizza

pizza crust, alfredo sauce, triple bacon, mozzerella and chedder cheeses and after it comes out of the oven we top it with fresh shredded lettuce and diced roma tomatoes..

mmmmmm

of all my specialty pizzas, the blt is by far my favorite. and the only thing that makes it better is cajun seasoning on the crust.

Tricia · Post by **Tricia** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:29 pm

r0sa wrote:
bacon is nasty

+1

BuddyRaton · Post by **BuddyRaton** » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:26 pm

naptime wrote:its not funny but...

at my pizza shop, i put as much effort with my sales reps into choosing just the right bacon, as i did in choosing just the right cheese.

we litterally spent weeks testing every available bacon i could get from the distributor. size, shape, taste, etc... somewhere around 40-50 different cases of bacon were tested.

i assure you that NONE of them went to waste

the ones that didnt make the cut. were taken home to be used there

Dude...you just made me drool all over my keyboard...

and, after finally deciding on the perfect bacon.... we unveiled out BLT pizza

pizza crust, alfredo sauce, triple bacon, mozzerella and chedder cheeses and after it comes out of the oven we top it with fresh shredded lettuce and diced roma tomatoes..

mmmmmm

of all my specialty pizzas, the blt is by far my favorite. and the only thing that makes it better is cajun seasoning on the crust.

chicagoscooterclub · Post by **chicagoscooterclub** » Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:53 pm

Bacon iPhone case...mmm mmm

Full story here

verdecalavera · Post by **verdecalavera** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 8:41 pm

confirmation that the heavens still love us:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dinin ... terstitial

presenting the bacon explosion:

stickykitteh · Post by **stickykitteh** » Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:49 pm

Apiarist wrote:many years ago the smell emanating from my best friend's order of double bacon at a diner we frequented reformed my vegetarian habits to one that included many servings of bacon. the power of bacon. don't deny it.

Bacon brought me back from the dark age of being vegan.
Bacon and Ping's Orange Chicken

maribell · Post by **maribell** » Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:11 am

verdecalavera wrote:confirmation that the heavens still love us:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dinin ... terstitial

presenting the bacon explosion:

I saw that too! And spent about an hour fantasizing over it on the Burnt Finger blog.

LisaLisa · Post by **LisaLisa** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:32 am

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html

Thanks Clifton C. for pointing this out

bluebuddygirl · Post by **bluebuddygirl** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 1:58 am

EBee · Post by **EBee** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:09 pm

Can I just say this is teh best thread EVAR!!!

But seriously...shouldn't we all be out riding or something?

DennisD · Post by **DennisD** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:51 pm

To keep my supply of bacon at a reasonable level I have begun to buy 10lb boxes. My old food saver vacuum sealer was brought out of storage and works still so I have 8 one pound packages in the freezer and 2 in the fridge. Also a friend convinced me to bake it in the oven instead of frying on the stove. Its good, but I'm not sold on baking it yet.

bunny · Post by **bunny** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:29 pm

I must get some bacon...I have been tihnking about it for a while, just not had the opportunity to digest...

BACON, BACON, BACON!

KRUSTYburger · Post by **KRUSTYburger** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:35 pm

I made a bunch of quiche last week (containing bacon), and later I had a dream that I was at a rally and
I had bacon & eggs decals on my exhaust cover. It actually looked really cool, maybe I can do it in real life.