Bad judgement
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- Major Redneck
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Bad judgement
gosh i did the most stupid thing...
this afternoon my son and a few of his friends were in the backyard... im fixing to take the Rattler out for a spin... one of the guys said hey jump that little hill over there... i said noooo nooo i have bolts and pins in my back that would not be a smart thing to do... i fired up the rattler and let it warm up,,, took off and damn if i did not jump that little hill... well the jump went fine,,, the landing not so well... i did not dump it but i did put out my left foot out to regain balance and when my foot hit the ground it was like superglue... now leg,,, foot,,, back,,, knee,,, even my ribs hurt... but i did not dump it...
no i was not drunk dont drink,,, and no i did not say "Hey watch this"... but man was that about the stupidest thing iv done on my Rattler to date... after i did it i said to myself as i drove on ,,, thats going to hurt tomorrow,,, ill pay my Pop-Doc (chiropractor) a visit first thing in the am... stupid stupid stupid...
this afternoon my son and a few of his friends were in the backyard... im fixing to take the Rattler out for a spin... one of the guys said hey jump that little hill over there... i said noooo nooo i have bolts and pins in my back that would not be a smart thing to do... i fired up the rattler and let it warm up,,, took off and damn if i did not jump that little hill... well the jump went fine,,, the landing not so well... i did not dump it but i did put out my left foot out to regain balance and when my foot hit the ground it was like superglue... now leg,,, foot,,, back,,, knee,,, even my ribs hurt... but i did not dump it...
no i was not drunk dont drink,,, and no i did not say "Hey watch this"... but man was that about the stupidest thing iv done on my Rattler to date... after i did it i said to myself as i drove on ,,, thats going to hurt tomorrow,,, ill pay my Pop-Doc (chiropractor) a visit first thing in the am... stupid stupid stupid...
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- dakotamouse
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Re: Bad judgement
Major Redneck wrote:gosh i did the most stupid thing...
this afternoon my son and a few of his friends were in the backyard... im fixing to take the Rattler out for a spin... one of the guys said hey jump that little hill over there... i said noooo nooo i have bolts and pins in my back that would not be a smart thing to do... i fired up the rattler and let it warm up,,, took off and damn if i did not jump that little hill... well the jump went fine,,, the landing not so well... i did not dump it but i did put out my left foot out to regain balance and when my foot hit the ground it was like superglue... now leg,,, foot,,, back,,, knee,,, even my ribs hurt... but i did not dump it...
no i was not drunk dont drink,,, and no i did not say "Hey watch this"... but man was that about the stupidest thing iv done on my Rattler to date... after i did it i said to myself as i drove on ,,, thats going to hurt tomorrow,,, ill pay my Pop-Doc (chiropractor) a visit first thing in the am... stupid stupid stupid...
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Re: Bad judgement
That sounds like the punchline to the Jeff Foxworthy thing ... "What's the last thing a redneck says?"Major Redneck wrote:and no i did not say "Hey watch this

If I started a post listing all of the silly things I've done in my lifetime, I'd be typing so long that I'd miss the scooter/MC season.
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