the saga continues, but I decided to write the ending before I find out exactly how I got there

First, the Buddy - it is still at Sportique here in Denver. They still think the problems are caused by some sort of electrical gremlin. It will start most of the time now (new coil), but will die occasionally when coming to a stop. They can't figure it out. They have had the bike for exactly four weeks as of today. Groan.
I knew I wanted to upsize to a highway capable scooter at some point in the future. I was getting very frustrated by the length of time and the lack of communication I have been getting from the shop (none at all), so I decided to just pull the trigger now. I tried to work with Spotique on a trade for a 2007 People 250 S they have for $2800. They were fair, but we couldn't come to an agreement. In retrospect, I'm glad as it made me check Craigslist where I found the new scoot...
A 2007 Piaggio BV 250 with only 3500 miles in immaculate shape for only $2000. It is glorious:

I took it out on the highway yesterday to verify the speedo to a gps. It had nothing to do with seeing how fast it would go

As for the Buddy, I will let Sportique figure out, and fix, what's wrong, and then I'll sell it. Hopefully it won't take too much longer, or cost too much. The Buddy has been a great scooter, and I will certainly miss it. If you notice, I was careful to say I upsized, not upgraded.
Although I'm an infrequent poster, I will definitely stay on this forum. The news, advice, and entertainment I get from here is invaluable - even if it may not directly apply to me anymore.
So after all that, yay new scooter!