Drunk Hottie

Leeroy Jenkins · Post by **Leeroy Jenkins** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:26 pm

This is great.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/471479867 .html

Lagerhead · Post by **Lagerhead** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:58 pm

To the Drunk Hottie who fell off my motorcycle

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Date: 2007-11-07, 5:23AM PST

I met you at the bar last night, and we hit it off. Ya we were both a little buzzed, but you seemed as into me as I was into you. Things got to things, we made out a bit, and you ended up going home with me on the back of my motorcycle, which was awesome because that doesn't usually happen to me. I luckily had the extra helmet with me and let you wear my bike jacket while suffering the cold on the way home. I was feeling pretty happy and lucky to say the least.

This is where things got crazy.

I don't know if you slipped, or thought I was taking you home to kill you, or if your're just plain crazy and had a change of heart, but all of a sudden you let go of me MID-TURN and went flying into the bushes at about 10-15mph near the park by my house. I was so freaked out!!! when I looked back to see you fumbling in the bushes I could only PRAY TO GOD that you didn't hit the asphalt or something worse.

I really thought you must have been hurt at least a bit, but as I turned around to come check on you, you took off into the unlit park running full speed with my helmet and jacket still on! I parked my bike and looked for you for over 2 hours calling your name until I was so cold I had to go home or risk freezing to death.

WTF

Im sorry for what happened and I really hope your're ok, really I do, but seriously WTF. Running into a forested park in the middle of the night like that....I really can't begin to guess what you were thinking, and you weren't that drunk, but i suppose my "crazy-bitch o' meter" wasn't working at the bar that night, and from the speed you took off I can only surmise that your're not that hurt. I would like my expensive bike gear back though, I hope it kept you warm during your psychotic episode, but it IS mine and I kinda need it to get around in the winter. If you could return it to the bar for me, check in with your shrink, and promise to never come near me again that would be great, cause you scared the #*$% outta me and are costing me alot of money.

Sincerely,
Very cold/poor motorcycle rider who will never let women near his bike again.

Location: Seattle
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

The Ninja · Post by **The Ninja** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:18 pm

Wow that is great. Only one woman will ever ride with me.

Corsair · Post by **Corsair** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:56 pm

OMG

WOW

...wow!

BuddyRaton · Post by **BuddyRaton** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:18 pm

I wonder if she has a sister?

modernscooter · Post by **modernscooter** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:05 am

Thanks for that!!!! We were ROTFLOAS......

shark · Post by **shark** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:20 am

Kinda how I met my first wife.......

peabody99 · Post by **peabody99** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:04 am

funny story. I would say poor guy, but I am sure there were kinds of signs o' crazy and he just missed it b/c he was not thinking with his brain. Lessons learned. Costly, but good lessons none the less

scullyfu · Post by **scullyfu** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:23 am

oh, that is priceless. noticed the poster is from seattle. hmmm. too many microbrews can mess you up.

pugbuddy · Post by **pugbuddy** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:17 am

Lots of women like that in Seattle. They're nuts, honest.

scullyfu · Post by **scullyfu** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:44 am

pugbuddy wrote:Lots of women like that in Seattle. They're nuts, honest.

oh no you dih unt!

Post by **ericalm** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:20 am

scullyfu wrote:
pugbuddy wrote:Lots of women like that in Seattle. They're nuts, honest.
oh no you dih unt!

So that's how you spell that!