hey madtolive!

madtolive · Post by **madtolive** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:46 pm

i love inka.

mikie, i was wondering about the efficacy of the egg cure on zombies as well. i need to recruit a mexican abuela as a consultant on this issue.

i don't think it would work because really the egg is meant to simply lift off the excess energy that will make someone sick. and usually zombification occurs as a result of a disease or virus. so i think approaching a zombie with an egg and a rosary is probably not our best bet.

and i think annihilation of a zombie would be referred to as "de-reanimation." or, you know, just "annihilation."

MikieTaps · Post by **MikieTaps** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:55 pm

the problem with calling it annihilation is that is doesnt fit into a Z.O.M.B.I.E accronym very well... but it does sound the most bad ass.

Kaos · Post by **Kaos** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:59 pm

Now would the egg work on a zombie to make them... not a zombie...

Would you want to get close enough to try???

MikieTaps · Post by **MikieTaps** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:06 pm

Kaos wrote:
Now would the egg work on a zombie to make them... not a zombie...
Would you want to get close enough to try???

I would give it a try... hold the egg in my left hand with a Sig .40 aimed at the head with my right.

madtolive · Post by **madtolive** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:47 pm

MikieTaps wrote:
Kaos wrote:
Now would the egg work on a zombie to make them... not a zombie...
Would you want to get close enough to try???
I would give it a try... hold the egg in my left hand with a Sig .40 aimed at the head with my right.

<self censor> yada yada yada</censor>

what if we just tried the eggs, and if they didn't work, we could just throw them at the zombies. i'm not sure how effective it would be for de-reanimation, but i bet it be funny as hell to egg an zombie. ha!

"take this, agent of satan! or host of ragingly contagious virus!" splat! <egg>

we need to make a movie about our endeavors.

MikieTaps · Post by **MikieTaps** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:50 pm

madtolive wrote: i think it might be a little sacrilegious to hold a rosary and a gun in the same hand. just, you know. it'd suck to be struck down by a bolt of lightning right as you're going to annihilate one of the undead.

I think it would be a righteous kill... sorry de-reanimation. " When hell is full the dead will walk the earth " I dont think there would be any problem with holding a rosary in the same hand as the gun... I mean, I think during the Crusades there was at least one guy that had a rosary in the same hand as his sword

<---- This should all be taken in a zombie context I am not making a statement of faith or non-faith, just a statement about de-reanimating zombies

madtolive · Post by **madtolive** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:54 pm

MikieTaps wrote:
madtolive wrote: i think it might be a little sacrilegious to hold a rosary and a gun in the same hand. just, you know. it'd suck to be struck down by a bolt of lightning right as you're going to annihilate one of the undead.

I think it would be a righteous kill... sorry de-reanimation. " When hell is full the dead will walk the earth " I dont think there would be any problem with holding a rosary in the same hand as the gun... I mean, I think during the Crusades there was at least one guy that had a rosary in the same hand as his sword <---- This should all be taken in a zombie context I am not making a statement of faith or non-faith, just a statement about de-reanimating zombies

yeah, i rethought it through after i posted it. hrm. very interesting line of conjecture, but lets keep to the zombies. i will edit preemptively.

Ronin · Post by **Ronin** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:39 am

madtolive wrote:
MikieTaps wrote:
Kaos wrote: Would you want to get close enough to try???
I would give it a try... hold the egg in my left hand with a Sig .40 aimed at the head with my right.
<self censor> yada yada yada</censor>

what if we just tried the eggs, and if they didn't work, we could just throw them at the zombies. i'm not sure how effective it would be for de-reanimation, but i bet it be funny as hell to egg an zombie. ha!

"take this, agent of satan! or host of ragingly contagious virus!" splat! <egg>

we need to make a movie about our endeavors.

My question would be if the egg did work, would the ancestors of ex-zombies begin to question which came first, the zombie or the egg???

MikieTaps · Post by **MikieTaps** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:37 am

ooooo thats a good one!

I think the zombie.

MikieTaps · Post by **MikieTaps** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:56 am

i propose people pick this up Just In Case of Zombie Emergency.

http://www.mossberg.com/JIC.htm