[NSR] National Orgasm Day

hillbillybear · Post by **hillbillybear** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:48 am

Everybody, get at attention and get in there and do your part. Hey little guy. Yes, you. get over here. You obviously need some help. Somebody, give this guy a hand.
http://www.globalorgasm.org/

laxer · Post by **laxer** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:15 am

I find this thread to be in poor taste and fairly offensive.

bigbropgo · Post by **bigbropgo** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:18 am

yea...kinda produced a WTF moment for me.

nissanman · Post by **nissanman** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 1:41 pm

You have generated a WTF moment from Rattler/PMX owners... that's a first!

BuddyRaton · Post by **BuddyRaton** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:00 pm

bigbropgo wrote: yea...kinda produced a WTF moment for me.

I find it VERY ironic that orgasms for peace are so disturbing to some that it inspires a "What The F***"" reply!

If done properly, a good F*** will result in aiding world peace!

I have been...and will continue...to do my part!

Post by **ericalm** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:25 pm

I'm not sure what people were expecting to find when opening a thread called "National Orgasm Day."

If that's the kind of thing you're likely to find offensive, there's always the option of not reading it or clicking the links.

Lostmycage · Post by **Lostmycage** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 2:43 pm

But how will we know what's inside?! I'm offended that... hrmm... damn, I can't really think of a good reason to be offended, but I kinda feel like I should be offended.

I think I'm just confused. Also... The topic missed the deadline.

Looks like we're looking at ModernVespa threads and commenting on them over here. That's offensive! Wait.. no, I got that wrong again. It's confusing.

bigbropgo · Post by **bigbropgo** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:15 pm

BuddyRaton wrote:
bigbropgo wrote: yea...kinda produced a WTF moment for me.

I find it VERY ironic that orgasms for peace are so disturbing to some that it inspires a "What The F***"" reply!

If done properly, a good F*** will result in aiding world peace!

I have been...and will continue...to do my part!

too funny. it was so late last night when i was logged on and this popped up. of course i looked. but still thought WTF !?!

i hope to do what i can for world peace this holiday season. if the planets all align and all is right in the universe i hope to help world peace twice.

happy festivus everyone.

illnoise · Post by **illnoise** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:53 pm

I'm not a prude or anything, I like orgasms as much as the next guy, but on the other hand, it's not marked OT, (and it's a little far OT even by my standards)

db · Post by db » Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:10 pm

Sharing is caring

nissanman · Post by **nissanman** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 4:59 pm

Could care less about the original topic, I was suprised that a 2 stroke scooter pilot would get Rattled by the topic. But ya gotta expect something about orgasms in a thread that has it in the title, no suprises there. The suprise is that Kazoo didn't post this one

jmazza · Post by **jmazza** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:02 pm

nissanman wrote: The suprise is that Kazoo didn't post this one

That's EXACTLY what I thought!!! I saw a notice about the thread and thought "score another one for iwabj/kazoo."

hillbillybear · Post by **hillbillybear** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 5:50 pm

My apologies to the nice people on this forum who were offended. I pulled this off the modernvespa site. Everyone on there had a riot with it. And obviously quite a few people on here thought just as much of it. Does this mean that Buddy riders are more uptight ******** than the Vespa folks. I doubt it. Some people need to have a bit of fun in life and not take things so seriously.

Orange Guy · Post by **Orange Guy** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:34 pm

Nothing to be offended about. Orgasms are part of life ... and if they aren't, you're doing it wrong.

Lostmycage · Post by **Lostmycage** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:35 pm

Orange Guy wrote:Nothing to be offended about. Orgasms are part of life ... and if they aren't, you're doing it wrong.

Skootz Kabootz · Post by **Skootz Kabootz** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:41 pm

Dang. Missed the deadline. Ah well, might as well get a good headstart on next year...

KCScooterDude · Post by **KCScooterDude** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:15 pm

Okay, I'll go ahead and say it: Every day is National Orgasm Day at my house.

bigbropgo · Post by **bigbropgo** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:17 pm

doesn't count if its solo.

BuddyRaton · Post by **BuddyRaton** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:51 pm

bigbropgo wrote:doesn't count if its solo.

Oh yes it does!

pugbuddy · Post by **pugbuddy** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:13 pm

Gotta say that I'm not so much offended as struck by how immensely stupid the website's supposed logic is.... Oh well, moving on now.

laxer · Post by **laxer** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:29 pm

Perhaps offended was the wrong word. Base, classless, in poor taste, stupid, unfunny, not clever, don't know why it's on a scooter forum, lame, kitsch...

hillbillybear · Post by **hillbillybear** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:43 pm

Here is the lady who started the thread on the Vespa site.
http://www.modernvespa.com/forum/topic58463
Obviously an attractive looking lady with a very nice smile. Nice sense of humor and pretty hair. Wonder why the Vespa guys had such a good time with it and a few of the Buddy guys didn't. hhhhmmmmmmmmmmm

BuddyRaton · Post by **BuddyRaton** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 11:52 pm

laxer wrote:Perhaps offended was the wrong word. Base, classless, in poor taste, stupid, unfunny, not clever, don't know why it's on a scooter forum, lame, kitsch...

And yet...you keep returning!

hillbillybear · Post by **hillbillybear** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:06 am

ha ha. Some of you guys would be great to share a beer and a big ol' roasted pig with. I hope to have the opportunity to do that someday.

Post by **ericalm** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:07 am

If anyone clicks on the link, the site for this is anything but offensive. In fact, I found it to be a little too innocuous and flakey for its own good, as if they went far out of their way to avoid offending anyone with anything other than the mere mention of orgasms.

illnoise wrote:I'm not a prude or anything, I like orgasms as much as the next guy, but on the other hand, it's not marked OT, (and it's a little far OT even by my standards)

This occurred to me as well. Then I thought, "Well, I don't think anyone will mistake it for the similar but more relevant National Scooter Orgasm Day."

As far as how far off topic we can go here… Well, I don't really care as long as members are somewhat interested and the Guidelines are observed. But, yes, as the Guidelines state, these types of things should be clearly labeled "NSR."

hillbillybear wrote:Here is the lady who started the thread on the Vespa site.
http://www.modernvespa.com/forum/topic58463
Obviously an attractive looking lady with a very nice smile. Nice sense of humor and pretty hair. Wonder why the Vespa guys had such a good time with it and a few of the Buddy guys didn't. hhhhmmmmmmmmmmm

This is the point at which it starts to seem a little creepy.

hillbillybear · Post by **hillbillybear** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 3:50 am

Look everybody, I'm a bit silly. I like to have fun. I'm spontaneous and for some people it comes across that I'm vulgar and crude on occassion. I'm not. I have a family and I love people about as much as I love chicken wings. I thought since so many people had a blast with this on the Vespa site that the Buddy crowd would likewise. Obviously some did not. My apologies again.

TVB · Post by **TVB** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:13 am

ericalm wrote:Then I thought, "Well, I don't think anyone will mistake it for the similar but more relevant National Scooter Orgasm Day."

Well, sure... we all know that isn't until April.

Lostmycage · Post by **Lostmycage** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:14 am

No sweat. It's not like we started a war or anything because we were too busy... I'm stopping right there.

Skootz Kabootz · Post by **Skootz Kabootz** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 5:01 am

TVB wrote:
ericalm wrote:Then I thought, "Well, I don't think anyone will mistake it for the similar but more relevant National Scooter Orgasm Day."
Well, sure... we all know that isn't until April.

I've booked my motel room already.

KCScooterDude · Post by **KCScooterDude** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 5:45 am

bigbropgo wrote:doesn't count if its solo.

There is a Mrs. KCScooterDude, just so ya know.

bigbropgo · Post by **bigbropgo** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:28 am

Just playing my friend.

Post by **ericalm** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:02 am

Skootz Kabootz wrote:
TVB wrote:
ericalm wrote:Then I thought, "Well, I don't think anyone will mistake it for the similar but more relevant National Scooter Orgasm Day."
Well, sure... we all know that isn't until April.
I've booked my motel room already.

TMI! That's really between you and your scooter.

KABarash · Post by **KABarash** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:44 pm

ericalm wrote:TMI! That's really between you and your scooter.

HUH???

I don't get it?? TMI??
Three Mile Island? That's just a couple miles up the road from here...

Oragsm day, I'm single, danmit!

Post by **ericalm** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 8:33 pm

KABarash wrote:
ericalm wrote:TMI! That's really between you and your scooter.
HUH???
I don't get it?? TMI??
Three Mile Island? That's just a couple miles up the road from here...

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/too_much_information

KABarash wrote: Oragsm day, I'm single, danmit!

Don't let that stop you.

charlie55 · Post by **charlie55** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 10:54 pm

Well, my mother-in-law's going home tomorrow after a week's stay, and the woman's prattled non-stop for the entire duration. Three days into her visit, we found the kids' hamster dead in it's cage: an apparent suicide complete with a miniature braided rope, overturned chair, and a goodbye note.

So, you wanna talk orgasms? Open your window tomorrow at 11:00 AM Eastern time and you'll hear a duet of "Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes, YES!" as she backs out of the driveway and starts her return trip to the netherworld.

Post by **ericalm** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:04 pm

charlie55 wrote:Well, my mother-in-law's going home tomorrow after a week's stay, and the woman's prattled non-stop for the entire duration. Three days into her visit, we found the kids' hamster dead in it's cage: an apparent suicide complete with a miniature braided rope, overturned chair, and a goodbye note.

So, you wanna talk orgasms? Open your window tomorrow at 11:00 AM Eastern time and you'll hear a duet of "Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes, YES!" as she backs out of the driveway and starts her return trip to the netherworld.

Best. Orgasm-Related Mother in Law Hamster Suicide Post. Ever.

bigbropgo · Post by **bigbropgo** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:24 am

ericalm wrote:
charlie55 wrote:Well, my mother-in-law's going home tomorrow after a week's stay, and the woman's prattled non-stop for the entire duration. Three days into her visit, we found the kids' hamster dead in it's cage: an apparent suicide complete with a miniature braided rope, overturned chair, and a goodbye note.

So, you wanna talk orgasms? Open your window tomorrow at 11:00 AM Eastern time and you'll hear a duet of "Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes, YES!" as she backs out of the driveway and starts her return trip to the netherworld.
Best. Orgasm-Related Mother in Law Hamster Suicide Post. Ever.

Holly crap, thats funny.

nissanman · Post by **nissanman** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:53 am

That Hamster never stood a chance did it?

Roose Hurro · Post by **Roose Hurro** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:03 am

......... ive been blinded for life.........

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Lostmycage · Post by **Lostmycage** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:46 am

charlie55 wrote:Well, my mother-in-law's going home tomorrow after a week's stay, and the woman's prattled non-stop for the entire duration. Three days into her visit, we found the kids' hamster dead in it's cage: an apparent suicide complete with a miniature braided rope, overturned chair, and a goodbye note.

So, you wanna talk orgasms? Open your window tomorrow at 11:00 AM Eastern time and you'll hear a duet of "Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes, YES!" as she backs out of the driveway and starts her return trip to the netherworld.

You win this thread, Charlie55.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:12 am

bigbropgo wrote:doesn't count if its solo.

And I've been telling people I was a virgin until I was 13 .... actually I made it to 17.

Rob

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:19 am

charlie55 wrote:Well, my mother-in-law's going home tomorrow after a week's stay, and the woman's prattled non-stop for the entire duration. Three days into her visit, we found the kids' hamster dead in it's cage: an apparent suicide complete with a miniature braided rope, overturned chair, and a goodbye note.

So, you wanna talk orgasms? Open your window tomorrow at 11:00 AM Eastern time and you'll hear a duet of "Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes, YES!" as she backs out of the driveway and starts her return trip to the netherworld.

I feel your pain and remember it all too well.

Rob

Modern Buddy

[NSR] National Orgasm Day

[NSR] National Orgasm Day

Why is it stupid? Why are you offended?

haha

Sorry Guys and gals