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[NSR] National Orgasm Day

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Everybody, get at attention and get in there and do your part. Hey little guy. Yes, you. get over here. You obviously need some help. Somebody, give this guy a hand.
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I find this thread to be in poor taste and fairly offensive.
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:lol: yea...kinda produced a WTF moment for me.
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You have generated a WTF moment from Rattler/PMX owners... that's a first!
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bigbropgo wrote::lol: yea...kinda produced a WTF moment for me.

I find it VERY ironic that orgasms for peace are so disturbing to some that it inspires a "What The F***"" reply!

If done properly, a good F*** will result in aiding world peace!

I have been...and will continue...to do my part!

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I'm not sure what people were expecting to find when opening a thread called "National Orgasm Day."

If that's the kind of thing you're likely to find offensive, there's always the option of not reading it or clicking the links.
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But how will we know what's inside?! I'm offended that... hrmm... damn, I can't really think of a good reason to be offended, but I kinda feel like I should be offended.

I think I'm just confused. Also... The topic missed the deadline.

Looks like we're looking at ModernVespa threads and commenting on them over here. That's offensive! Wait.. no, I got that wrong again. It's confusing.
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BuddyRaton wrote:
bigbropgo wrote::lol: yea...kinda produced a WTF moment for me.

I find it VERY ironic that orgasms for peace are so disturbing to some that it inspires a "What The F***"" reply!

If done properly, a good F*** will result in aiding world peace!

I have been...and will continue...to do my part!

:D
too funny. it was so late last night when i was logged on and this popped up. of course i looked. but still thought WTF !?! :lol: i hope to do what i can for world peace this holiday season. if the planets all align and all is right in the universe i hope to help world peace twice. :shock: :D

happy festivus everyone.
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I'm not a prude or anything, I like orgasms as much as the next guy, but on the other hand, it's not marked OT, (and it's a little far OT even by my standards)
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Sharing is caring :D
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Could care less about the original topic, I was suprised that a 2 stroke scooter pilot would get Rattled by the topic. But ya gotta expect something about orgasms in a thread that has it in the title, no suprises there. The suprise is that Kazoo didn't post this one :D
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nissanman wrote: The suprise is that Kazoo didn't post this one :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's EXACTLY what I thought!!! I saw a notice about the thread and thought "score another one for iwabj/kazoo."
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My apologies to the nice people on this forum who were offended. I pulled this off the modernvespa site. Everyone on there had a riot with it. And obviously quite a few people on here thought just as much of it. Does this mean that Buddy riders are more uptight ******** than the Vespa folks. I doubt it. Some people need to have a bit of fun in life and not take things so seriously.
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Nothing to be offended about. Orgasms are part of life ... and if they aren't, you're doing it wrong.
I suppose I should be upset, even feel violated, but I'm not. No, in fact, I think this is a friendly message, like "Hey, wanna play?" and yes I want to play. I really really do.

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Orange Guy wrote:Nothing to be offended about. Orgasms are part of life ... and if they aren't, you're doing it wrong.
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Dang. Missed the deadline. Ah well, might as well get a good headstart on next year... :P
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Okay, I'll go ahead and say it: Every day is National Orgasm Day at my house.
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doesn't count if its solo. :P
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bigbropgo wrote:doesn't count if its solo. :P
Oh yes it does!
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Gotta say that I'm not so much offended as struck by how immensely stupid the website's supposed logic is.... Oh well, moving on now. :roll:
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Perhaps offended was the wrong word. Base, classless, in poor taste, stupid, unfunny, not clever, don't know why it's on a scooter forum, lame, kitsch...
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Why is it stupid? Why are you offended?

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Here is the lady who started the thread on the Vespa site.
http://www.modernvespa.com/forum/topic58463
Obviously an attractive looking lady with a very nice smile. Nice sense of humor and pretty hair. Wonder why the Vespa guys had such a good time with it and a few of the Buddy guys didn't. hhhhmmmmmmmmmmm
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laxer wrote:Perhaps offended was the wrong word. Base, classless, in poor taste, stupid, unfunny, not clever, don't know why it's on a scooter forum, lame, kitsch...

And yet...you keep returning! :D
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ha ha. Some of you guys would be great to share a beer and a big ol' roasted pig with. I hope to have the opportunity to do that someday.
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If anyone clicks on the link, the site for this is anything but offensive. In fact, I found it to be a little too innocuous and flakey for its own good, as if they went far out of their way to avoid offending anyone with anything other than the mere mention of orgasms.
illnoise wrote:I'm not a prude or anything, I like orgasms as much as the next guy, but on the other hand, it's not marked OT, (and it's a little far OT even by my standards)
This occurred to me as well. Then I thought, "Well, I don't think anyone will mistake it for the similar but more relevant National Scooter Orgasm Day."

As far as how far off topic we can go here… Well, I don't really care as long as members are somewhat interested and the Guidelines are observed. But, yes, as the Guidelines state, these types of things should be clearly labeled "NSR."
hillbillybear wrote:Here is the lady who started the thread on the Vespa site.
http://www.modernvespa.com/forum/topic58463
Obviously an attractive looking lady with a very nice smile. Nice sense of humor and pretty hair. Wonder why the Vespa guys had such a good time with it and a few of the Buddy guys didn't. hhhhmmmmmmmmmmm
This is the point at which it starts to seem a little creepy. :shock:
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Look everybody, I'm a bit silly. I like to have fun. I'm spontaneous and for some people it comes across that I'm vulgar and crude on occassion. I'm not. I have a family and I love people about as much as I love chicken wings. I thought since so many people had a blast with this on the Vespa site that the Buddy crowd would likewise. Obviously some did not. My apologies again.
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ericalm wrote:Then I thought, "Well, I don't think anyone will mistake it for the similar but more relevant National Scooter Orgasm Day."
Well, sure... we all know that isn't until April.
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No sweat. It's not like we started a war or anything because we were too busy... I'm stopping right there.
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TVB wrote:
ericalm wrote:Then I thought, "Well, I don't think anyone will mistake it for the similar but more relevant National Scooter Orgasm Day."
Well, sure... we all know that isn't until April.
I've booked my motel room already.
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bigbropgo wrote:doesn't count if its solo. :P
There is a Mrs. KCScooterDude, just so ya know. :twisted:
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Just playing my friend.
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Skootz Kabootz wrote:
TVB wrote:
ericalm wrote:Then I thought, "Well, I don't think anyone will mistake it for the similar but more relevant National Scooter Orgasm Day."
Well, sure... we all know that isn't until April.
I've booked my motel room already.
TMI! That's really between you and your scooter.
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ericalm wrote:TMI! That's really between you and your scooter.
HUH??? :?:
I don't get it?? TMI??
Three Mile Island? That's just a couple miles up the road from here... :P :rofl:


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KABarash wrote:
ericalm wrote:TMI! That's really between you and your scooter.
HUH??? :?:
I don't get it?? TMI??
Three Mile Island? That's just a couple miles up the road from here... :P :rofl:
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Well, my mother-in-law's going home tomorrow after a week's stay, and the woman's prattled non-stop for the entire duration. Three days into her visit, we found the kids' hamster dead in it's cage: an apparent suicide complete with a miniature braided rope, overturned chair, and a goodbye note.

So, you wanna talk orgasms? Open your window tomorrow at 11:00 AM Eastern time and you'll hear a duet of "Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes, YES!" as she backs out of the driveway and starts her return trip to the netherworld.
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charlie55 wrote:Well, my mother-in-law's going home tomorrow after a week's stay, and the woman's prattled non-stop for the entire duration. Three days into her visit, we found the kids' hamster dead in it's cage: an apparent suicide complete with a miniature braided rope, overturned chair, and a goodbye note.

So, you wanna talk orgasms? Open your window tomorrow at 11:00 AM Eastern time and you'll hear a duet of "Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes, YES!" as she backs out of the driveway and starts her return trip to the netherworld.
Best. Orgasm-Related Mother in Law Hamster Suicide Post. Ever.
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ericalm wrote:
charlie55 wrote:Well, my mother-in-law's going home tomorrow after a week's stay, and the woman's prattled non-stop for the entire duration. Three days into her visit, we found the kids' hamster dead in it's cage: an apparent suicide complete with a miniature braided rope, overturned chair, and a goodbye note.

So, you wanna talk orgasms? Open your window tomorrow at 11:00 AM Eastern time and you'll hear a duet of "Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes, YES!" as she backs out of the driveway and starts her return trip to the netherworld.
Best. Orgasm-Related Mother in Law Hamster Suicide Post. Ever.
Holly crap, thats funny. :rofl: :rofl:
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That Hamster never stood a chance did it? :cry:
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......... ive been blinded for life......... :roll: :P


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charlie55 wrote:Well, my mother-in-law's going home tomorrow after a week's stay, and the woman's prattled non-stop for the entire duration. Three days into her visit, we found the kids' hamster dead in it's cage: an apparent suicide complete with a miniature braided rope, overturned chair, and a goodbye note.

So, you wanna talk orgasms? Open your window tomorrow at 11:00 AM Eastern time and you'll hear a duet of "Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes, YES!" as she backs out of the driveway and starts her return trip to the netherworld.
You win this thread, Charlie55.
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bigbropgo wrote:doesn't count if its solo. :P
And I've been telling people I was a virgin until I was 13 .... actually I made it to 17. :)

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charlie55 wrote:Well, my mother-in-law's going home tomorrow after a week's stay, and the woman's prattled non-stop for the entire duration. Three days into her visit, we found the kids' hamster dead in it's cage: an apparent suicide complete with a miniature braided rope, overturned chair, and a goodbye note.

So, you wanna talk orgasms? Open your window tomorrow at 11:00 AM Eastern time and you'll hear a duet of "Oh God, Oh God, yes, yes, YES!" as she backs out of the driveway and starts her return trip to the netherworld.
:rofl: :rofl: I feel your pain and remember it all too well.

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